Speyside
Thursday, May 31, 2018 10:54:09 PM
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ZRX1200
Thursday, May 31, 2018 11:30:45 PM
Cuz jumbo shrimp.
frankj1
Friday, June 1, 2018 12:17:24 AM
Spey, are you really Gallagher?

I'm gonna drive on the Parkway and park in my driveway.

RMAN4443
Friday, June 1, 2018 10:35:58 AM
Why do they call them buildings when they're already built??:-k
Mrs. dpnewell
Friday, June 1, 2018 12:03:51 PM
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

David (dpnewell)

Krazeehorse
Friday, June 1, 2018 12:14:14 PM
Why do women wear a pair of panties but just one bra?
Mrs. dpnewell
Friday, June 1, 2018 12:16:39 PM
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

David (dpnewell)

Mrs. dpnewell
Friday, June 1, 2018 12:20:14 PM
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

David (dpnewell)

thurson
Friday, June 1, 2018 2:27:21 PM

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

David (dpnewell)

Mrs. dpnewell wrote:

fire

delta1
Friday, June 1, 2018 2:28:25 PM
Why is fire good, but getting fired bad...
Mrs. dpnewell
Friday, June 1, 2018 5:37:01 PM
When fire goes out, where does it go?
Abrignac
Friday, June 1, 2018 11:32:08 PM
If something smells like chit, what does chit smell like?
jespear
Saturday, June 2, 2018 7:35:50 AM
On television, you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick.

(George Carlin)