A coven of New York witches is holding a public ceremony next week to cast a hex on Justice Brett Kavanaugh, in what Tucker Carlson described as the latest left-wing effort to stop his rise to the high court.

"Liberal Sherpa" Cathy Areu said the hexing will take place in Brooklyn, and that it will include an optional $10 donation to take part.

Carlson said part of the proceeds will go to Planned Parenthood, to "fund their own human sacrifice rituals."

He said that it is appropriate that the Democratic Party, which "conducts witch hunts" also "conducts witchcraft."

Areu said the coven previously cast three hexes on President Trump and considered their efforts successful in partially stymieing his administration's goals.

She said that many on the left have "Trump Anxiety Disorder" and are acting on the development by taking greater efforts to stop things like his judicial nominees through protest and now witchcraft.

Carlson said that Americans used to laugh at third-world countries that practice grisly things like witchcraft and cannibalism, but that it appears that one of those has come to the Empire State.

He said that it is doubly dangerous to cast hexes, in the case that unseen evil forces actually do exist and that the ceremony could do real damage to people.

Carlson said he will definitely not be "sitting around with a bunch of dumb people, summoning up dark forces."

Film at 11... 🤔

LMAO

I’m sort of upset that I didn’t come up with the phrase “liberal Sherpa.”

Bad juju.

witches are subsidized by and are registered Dems?

witchcraft and cannibalism are linked?

Planned Parenthood's Human Sacrifice rituals?

Conservatives actually follow this guy?

I need to start watching this comedian. Is Carlson on the Comedy Channel?

Well, it is almost Halloween I guess.

If they were any good, they would just be able to summon Freddy Kreuger and get him while he's blacked out.

My bad, thought this was a Hillary thread but you said "Witch."

I thought it would be a Hillary thread too. LOL.

"I got better."

The above article is one of the most stupid op eds I have ever read. He really shouldn't write about something he has no understanding of and make false accusations.

What false accusations..?? 😕

Bad juju

Funding their own sacrifice rituals. That would be a false accusation about planned parenthood.