Having surgery this Friday AM. Whoever guesses what’s being operated wins the right to send me a super premium fiver.

[ram27bat]

Appendix...

Ingrown toenail...

Gallbladder reinstallation...

Testicular enhancement...

They're finally removing your head from your ass...

The gerbils in your intestinal tract had babies and one of them needs surgery so they're gonna put you under, remove the baby, fix his cleft palate, and then quick return him to his family...

What I win?

the right...

Your having an Add-a-dic-to-me?8-[

They are removing your gag reflex

breast enhancement

butt tuck

labiaplasty

collagen lip injections

botox

skin graft from where you got your **** burned during a Brazilian waxing session

Fixing the shape of the hand you got caught in a log splitter so it works better as your dirty ****** beater.

Anal gerbil extraction

Testicular Elephantitis