the price of mine just went waaaaay up!

Ha, Sip it slowly brother. With the new grain company and the time its going to take to ferment, not to mention the time in the barrels it might be a while before I have more. =p~

I still have a bottle. Will trade for, nah I'll need this it's going to be a cold winter.

Yeah it is hard to go through even a sample bottle when all you are doing is dipping the tip of lanceros in it.

I would suggest going to a larger ring gauge. 😲 😲 😁

Well, My A.S.S. is at it again...I just went to go to the store for milk and found another Box and a Shipping envelope from Amazon...I don't know when it arrived-I was to wrapped up in the Patriots choking on a Big Fat...but that's not important right now....
Anyway, I opened up the box first and inside I found a...

Handy set of fine cutlery adorned with the delightfully whimsical characters from the enchanting Disney film-Cars
It's a fork and spoon which should make it easy to get food from plate to mouth without the mess I usually make with the two sticks an old Oriental fellow left me in his will several years ago(have you ever tried to eat with sticks?)These are gonna be GREAT!!

A six pack of multiple colors, glittery Play Doh and a Butterfly and a Heart cutter molds....I don't know how he knew, but it was just what I wanted(I didn't even know I wanted it until I saw it, but it's probably the most beautiful Play Doh set I've ever seen....and I've seen a lot of them!)

In the envelope was a pink pouch closed up with a fancy hand tied ribbon, and a card.....The card said do not open until after you open your gift, .so you don't ruin the surprise. So I untied the pretty pink ribbon, and inside the pouch was a "Velvet Touch" hairbrush....This really confused me because, well, truth be told, I'm just a little bald(is that a thing? Then I realized it was probably meant to use in the shower, on my sensitive areas....Velvet Touch, sensitive areas...makes perfect sense to me now
Then I opened the envelope and the message said, Hi Rick, Enjoy your gift! More to Come!.....From your Sexy cbid Santa!

Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention there was another gift in the box...

A box of 16 individually wrapped Summers Eve Simply Sensitive Cleansing Cloths....needless to say, I had a hard time following the logic behind this gift, but then I read the packaging and I immediately understood the thought and care given to this gift...
Apparently, these offer 5 in 1 cleansing benefits...
1) Gently freshens and cleanses.....has someone been talking?...I can't help it, it's my glands

2)Removes odor causing bacteria....this is helpful, but it's my glands

3)Helps maintain a constant Ph....you have no idea how helpful this can be...my Ph is all Phucked up

4)Free from dyes and parabens.....I never had anyone care enough about me to limit my paraben use

5)Clinically tested Fresh Scents...sounds nice, but I thought Santa was a Clean Meadow Scent type of guy
Sorry this was so long winded, but my A.S.S. took such good care of me I didn't want to leave anything out...

P.S.....way down deep , I'm a little scared8-[

Well I am tears now this is good this Santa has really outdid my expectations trying to smoke a psd 4 and watch the cowboys and eagles and can't stop laughing watch your back door Rick looks like he wants it clean

And no ZRX is not Involved in this

or she wants it clean

Sounds like he ought to have enough to get it clean now

I keep telling you guys ....It's a gland problem...8-[

My boxes are locked and loaded. Just awaiting the firing codes. The box for this one, plus the other cbid SS plus my C2 SS. About 120 cigars, plus a bunch of random goodies. Ready for some destruction.

I have a pretty easy clue in my A.S.S. But you will know by a bunch of OR stuff that you can’t find anymore. Total holiday destruction!!!

Enjoy the destruction, fools!

I am seriously pumped to hit my target. I have been wanting to hit him since I joined this group. #ShockAndAwe biateches.

Hank you should be a politician the way you brag on yourself.

^^ Ahhhh, the confidence of youth.

Tomorrow I pick up my final item, then I need to find a box to fit the ammunition.

Latest mine will go out....Wednesday.

Looking forward to the recipient’s reaction. Hopefully there will be at least a good cigar or two that he likes in it.

LOL welcome to Cbid Lance! I am just waiting to see on the news where some random dude has been ringing the military's phone off the hook telling them how many cigars he sent to the troops and how horny he was to do it. Not to mention how he feels that he had done so much destruction to the base. Then to tell them that he had actually done more destruction to other bases as well and they can tell because he used a weapon from the 1940s. Oh an that he stuck the ammo up his ass before he sent it so they can tell it was him indeed. There only defense is to either ignore the person or make a big deal out of it and make a movie about it so he will quit calling. I just hope he don't do no name dropping on who his partner in crime was. We have all seen how that can come back to haunt that person years later. I mean look at the Clinton's and Obama's 😣

It was a few days before A.S.S. shipping,
And all around NWStogie’s block,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a nocturnal Ewok.

All the swag has been purchased,
And the cigars picked out,
When the wife handed me her wish list,
It was with a small pout.

Fortunately, she knows me well,
I’m just up to my usual shenanigans.
She, too, likes to share similar Xmas cheer,
With her coworkers and friends.

Now the cogitation begins,
As I pull out all the stops,
Figuring out how to pack everything up,
Into a single shipping box.

After the game smoky Tetris is complete,
Only one thing will remain,
Requiring some creativity,
And most of my brain.

A clue for my target,
Will be all that is left.
I will try to be clever,
Using words that are deft.

Then off to FedEx,
The Post Office or UPS.
To ship this A.S.S.-shenanigan package,
And get some (hopefully) well-deserved rest.

My thanks to my CBid brothers and sisters,
For another great, smoky year.
You’re a fine bunch of azzhats to chat with,
Me, over coffee, and you, over beer.
(Some of you, LOTS of beer.)

~Mattster

Hey Mattster-
ur purdy good wif words!

I'll say....I had to pull out the Richard nary and look up cogitation
on the plus side ,I know a new word=d>

Thx, Frank! (I tried, but couldn’t weave in a reference to the Thonginator.)

Rman: You pulled out your Richard? How did that go for you? 😉

You wanna hear some REAL purdy words? Watch the first vignette in Netflix’s The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Them’s some right clever oratory exchangin’.

Rman: I just got it. Quite clever wordplay, my friend.

=d>

Very good Nwstogie