RMAN4443
7 years ago
ok, another day another delivery from Amazon....today I received a Two Bottle Value Pack of Lysol Power Toilet bowl cleaner with !0X Cleaning Power....I'm so happy, I think this might finally help rid me of those pesky stuck on remnants of that last Baked Bean Supper and those hard to remove chunks of...well, you know what kind of stuck on chunks I'm talking about.[crapful]
These bottles are FANTASTIC!!! They have the angled nozzle so I can finally get up under the rim to remove any stubborn debris stuck up under there...I bet when I finish, my toilet bowl will be so clean I could eat from it.🍡
The box contained the same message from my Sexy CBID Santa, so all I can say is Thank You so much Sexy CBID Santa!!

Your The Bestestest Sexy CBID Santa EVAH!!!!!!!!!=d>
corey sellers
7 years ago
=d>

Sounds like Santa wants everything clean

stinger88
7 years ago
I can’t wait to see how this turns out.
lance4824
7 years ago

LOL welcome to Cbid Lance! I am just waiting to see on the news where some random dude has been ringing the military's phone off the hook telling them how many cigars he sent to the troops and how horny he was to do it. Not to mention how he feels that he had done so much destruction to the base. Then to tell them that he had actually done more destruction to other bases as well and they can tell because he used a weapon from the 1940s. Oh an that he stuck the ammo up his ass before he sent it so they can tell it was him indeed. There only defense is to either ignore the person or make a big deal out of it and make a movie about it so he will quit calling. I just hope he don't do no name dropping on who his partner in crime was. We have all seen how that can come back to haunt that person years later. I mean look at the Clinton's and Obama's 😣

Ewok126 wrote:



Amazing.....=d>
lance4824
7 years ago

ok, another day another delivery from Amazon....today I received a Two Bottle Value Pack of Lysol Power Toilet bowl cleaner with !0X Cleaning Power....I'm so happy, I think this might finally help rid me of those pesky stuck on remnants of that last Baked Bean Supper and those hard to remove chunks of...well, you know what kind of stuck on chunks I'm talking about.[crapful]
These bottles are FANTASTIC!!! They have the angled nozzle so I can finally get up under the rim to remove any stubborn debris stuck up under there...I bet when I finish, my toilet bowl will be so clean I could eat from it.🍡
The box contained the same message from my Sexy CBID Santa, so all I can say is Thank You so much Sexy CBID Santa!!

Your The Bestestest Sexy CBID Santa EVAH!!!!!!!!!=d>

RMAN4443 wrote:



I am confused... why is someone sending all this extra stuff.
corey sellers
7 years ago
They are getting ready for a visit they want the toilet clean the ass clean and something to play with make sense now
Ewok126
7 years ago

I am confused... why is someone sending all this extra stuff.

lance4824 wrote:




I am thinking that maybe his santa has just recently signed up with the LGBT community and is now looking for recruits? πŸ€”
csgamecock
7 years ago

I am confused... why is someone sending all this extra stuff.

lance4824 wrote:



LMAO......... You mean you're in the military and you don't recognize psychological warfare?

AKA He's f*cking with him Lance
Whistlebritches
7 years ago

ok, another day another delivery from Amazon....today I received a Two Bottle Value Pack of Lysol Power Toilet bowl cleaner with !0X Cleaning Power....I'm so happy, I think this might finally help rid me of those pesky stuck on remnants of that last Baked Bean Supper and those hard to remove chunks of...well, you know what kind of stuck on chunks I'm talking about.[crapful]
These bottles are FANTASTIC!!! They have the angled nozzle so I can finally get up under the rim to remove any stubborn debris stuck up under there...I bet when I finish, my toilet bowl will be so clean I could eat from it.🍡
The box contained the same message from my Sexy CBID Santa, so all I can say is Thank You so much Sexy CBID Santa!!

Your The Bestestest Sexy CBID Santa EVAH!!!!!!!!!=d>

RMAN4443 wrote:



If I didn't know better I'd say this was "desolbones"..........this is some classic Greg stuff he pulled back in the day.I was the recipient of a couple..........still LMAO every time I think about it.Think I'll call Greg and ask if maybe he is the one **** ing with you.
corey sellers
7 years ago
Hell I think he is coming for a visit and just wants to make sure everything is clean for him
corey sellers
7 years ago
This is why I did this to see this kind of stuff

Get ready Rick looks like he is coming to stay awhile
frankj1
7 years ago
Alternative Lifestyle Santa?
RMAN4443
7 years ago
My Sexy CBID A.S.S.[whip]
Phil222
7 years ago

I am confused... why is someone sending all this extra stuff.

lance4824 wrote:


The psychological profile of this Santa is a dark one, and I would rather not go down this hole (pun intended), but here it goes....

The PG version is that Santa is currently attempting to serenade Rick with the prime efficiency of two day shipping, and the soothing smells of clean meadows. The packing lists lead me to believe that Santa is planning on coming more than once this year, if you catch my drift.

My guess is that Santa enjoys Rick playing hard to get, and I’m certain that I don’t wanna know how this courtship is gonna end.
RMAN4443
7 years ago

The psychological profile of this Santa is a dark one, and I would rather not go down this hole (pun intended), but here it goes....

The PG version is that Santa is currently attempting to serenade Rick with the prime efficiency of two day shipping, and the soothing smells of clean meadows. The packing lists lead me to believe that Santa is planning on coming more than once this year, if you catch my drift.

My guess is that Santa enjoys Rick playing hard to get, and I’m certain that I don’t wanna know how this courtship is gonna end.

Phil222 wrote:


me either, but I am a little curious...that may not be the right word here8-[ πŸ€”

how many times do you think Santa will come Phil? I hope he never stops coming and bringing me presents....=d>
Phil222
7 years ago
Your Santa makes me laugh, Rick. My advice to you is forget the chimney and keep an eye on your backdoor. Bwahahahahaha!
RMAN4443
7 years ago

Your Santa makes me laugh, Rick. My advice to you is forget the chimney and keep an eye on your backdoor. Bwahahahahaha!

Phil222 wrote:


Good advice πŸ‘
stinger88
7 years ago
RMAN4443
7 years ago
Well, another package arrived from Amazon today...it contained the same note from my Sexy CBID Santa...
It also contained a very stylish red and green striped hat, like an elves or a Santa type stocking style hat, with a little pom-pom... It also has "Santa's Little Helper" marked on the forehead area...
While I'm very excited to wear this hat this weekend when I "don my gay apparel" and get out and mingle with some peoples, I am a little disappointed that it wasn't marked "CBID Sexy A.S.S. Helper"....I think everyone I came into contact with would be so jealous of my Sexy A.S.S. hat...I think everyone should have a sexy A.S.S. Santa...
Again, Thank you so much Sexy A.S.S. Santa, you have definitely helped to "make my season bright"...even if Corey and Phil seem to think you just want to "Deck My Halls with Balls..." well,you know how the song goes =d>
Phil222
7 years ago
=d> 😁
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