"baby conceived on backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless…" -actually think Redd Foxx said that.

Confucius also say, "ashtray always look bigger in seller photo..." Bought this one recently.

Nice ash, buddy.

My favorites from growing up:

“Man who stand in front of running car get tired.”

“Man who stand behind running car get exhausted.”

“Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers.”

Haha! And yeah...not very purdy but that ash didn't wanna let go till I took the band off.

Confucius say: Man hurrying thru airport turnstile going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Balloon and virgin, same,one prick...all gone.
Confucius say: Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot,not sanitary. X 😇

Might be small, but it looks nice. My guess is that it actually is a cigarette ashtray.

Man who streak in front of dragon get roasted weenie.

I think you’re correct. It has now been repurposed as a petit-corona ashtray.

Since I'm self-identifying today as a young Chinese women, I find many of these posts offensive, racist and full of micro aggressions. I will now go to my safe place until the guilty parties apologize and pay retributions.

David, er, I mean Jinghua

Man who lay woman in berry patch has ass in jam.

Man who jack off in cash register come into money.

Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

Man who lay woman in back of car has hot rod.

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth but next to it....🌫

......Man who stand on toilet, high on pot....8-[

Confucius say: Unwise man climb ladder to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs. X 😇