25+ cigars locked and loaded. I have been waiting. To hit this target forever! Good times.

Very nice Phil!

Sounds like Hank is on the warpath.

I am still working on mine. Should be fun hitting this target.

I just received a delivery from Amazon...I wasn't expecting anything from Amazon:-k

I thought it might be for my wife,but no...it was addressed to me...so I opened it up, and it was filled with a strange array of items...
a package of square paper party plates with Paw Patrol Dogs on them(a fireman pup,a policeman pup,and a construction worker pup(The Paw Patrol version of the Village People?)
a Monster High lady skull zippered pouch with a pink ribbon in her ?hair?,she doesn't really have hair, she's a skull....
a Dri Rid Odor Genie odor eliminator(Clean Meadow Scent???)...no idea what that means8-[ 🤔
and a box of 40 Band-Aid brand Sheer Strips(stated on box "Quilt-Aid Pad wicks away blood and fluids"???)😨
I don't mind telling you, I was pretty confused{but I had just smoked a pipe full), so I looked through the box and found a gift receipt that states,
Hi Rick,enjoy your gift! More to come!
From: Your Sexy CBID Secret Santa!

Clean Meadows, paper plates, a pretty zippered carrying pouch, and Band-Aids to wick away fluids??? I got a strange kinda feeling about this (no it didn't move-not even a little).....I'm a little scared, not into that really kinky stuff Santa, so be gentle with me8-[
I am sitting here LMAO......very nice Santa=d> =d> 🍺 =d> =d>

that's pretty good, wonder what Santa has on his mind

I'm thinking a little picnic in the meadow...but the band-aids have me fearing for my safety...8-[

Ahhh this is entertaining. My target might be waiting a little bit. I don’t think I will be gettting it out until late next week. Depends on my shopping trips.

Hehehe (evil laugh inserted).

I know the feeling, my target is a some-bitch to shop for, all that needy ass high dollar chit they listed for likes. I mean a whole damn word page of chit that reads

I like:
CC's
Davidoff's
Tatujae's
fuente opus x rare estate reserve... I mean WTF, Like I own a bank or some chit.
"Any thing 15 years or older" REALLY, I MEAN REALLLLLLY
Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve 23 year old bourbon whisky, Hell, I have never even got to sniff an empty bottle of this stuff.

Damn needy bitches! 🤬

I am a much simpler man than that. ^^

This is classic Ewok dam near just spit rum everywhere

That is crazy. $2,500 a bottle.....

Give him hell hank

I know right? Hell just a cork off an empty bottle is 150 bucks. I like to collect things but Chit Sake.

and WTF you mean "That is crazy." Its your freaking list ding dong! Oh wait, I thought it said Lance, it says List...

Me as well brother, I mean chit, I am tickled to death if my roller dont wrinkle my paper and my bic lighter works like it is pose to. 🤦

My appologies brother!

The rum, that stuff is to good and to expensive! 🍺

You right had to buy another case today and I drink the cheap stuff 150 a case so yeah let's not make Corey sprew

No Kidding, If things goes well I will be making some rum here before long. I found molasses for 14 bucks a gallon.

SPREW???? That sounds like it would hurt...:-k

I know man, Nothing worse than trying to screw and spew all at the same time..... (Spew meaning throwing up) for you pervs out there!8-[ Besides, She don't like that in her eyes neither!

Ewok Van Winkle's Family Reserve

what???
glad I saved a sample!

Me and my neighbor just finished off the last of what I had about 3 weeks ago. You probably have the last in existence brother.🍺

I have switched companies for the corn because of cost and got a few pounds of Red winter wheat Berries in yesterday from another place. Not sure if it is going to taste as close as what you have but we will see by gosh lol.