Brewha
7 years ago

Probably be better to get to the source of the problem... biological life tends to kill each other, the world would be better off if we just nuke this rock and be done with it.

bgz wrote:


A more sublime approach might be to employ social Darwinism:

Take the warning labels off bleach, and add the friendly phrase “For the whitest teeth ever”.
Offer free matches with any gasoline purchase.
Here is a winner; free six pack of beer with every box of shot gun shells.

I reckon things would sort themselfs our in quick order.....
RMAN4443
7 years ago
Hold my beer and watch this...8-[
bgz
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7 years ago

A more sublime approach might be to employ social Darwinism:

Take the warning labels off bleach, and add the friendly phrase “For the whitest teeth ever”.
Offer free matches with any gasoline purchase.
Here is a winner; free six pack of beer with every box of shot gun shells.

I reckon things would sort themselfs our in quick order.....

Brewha wrote:



Sounds good on paper, but those who you would think would be affected by it don't read warning labels.

And pretty sure people who regularly buy shotgun shells, probably already have a 12er in their cart already.
Brewha
7 years ago
Ok, Howabout we load up the cheap food with sugar and carbs that turn into surgar. Tell folks that their obesity and type 2 diabetes it caused by their genes.

Nah, it been done.


How about a stick of dynamite with each case of beer?
frankj1
7 years ago

Ok, Howabout we load up the cheap food with sugar and carbs that turn into surgar. Tell folks that their obesity and type 2 diabetes it caused by their genes.

Nah, it been done.


How about a stick of dynamite with each case of beer?

Brewha wrote:


and a book of matches?
bgz
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7 years ago
Dynamite is already banned :/

Might be able to get away with m-80s though in some states.
Ewok126
7 years ago

and a book of matches?

frankj1 wrote:




No give em a child proof Bic lighter so the rest of us can sit and laugh at em while they have an aneurysm trying to figure how how to get the damn thing to lite.
Brewha
7 years ago

and a book of matches?

frankj1 wrote:


Well, we don’t want to be too obvious.

We could put a striker time on the dynamite- you know, like a flare.
And in bold letters on the side “NOT FOR UNDERWATER USE”.

They will go fishing in no time....
Brewha
7 years ago

No give em a child proof Bic lighter so the rest of us can sit and laugh at em while they have an aneurysm trying to figure how how to get the damn thing to lite.

Ewok126 wrote:


I like it, I like it....
Ewok126
7 years ago

I like it, I like it....

Brewha wrote:




I know right? It would take a bit of time for them to get a blister on both thumbs so I figure that would get us at least 20-40 minutes of amusement time.

delta1
7 years ago
is there documented evidence that someone actually died laughing?
DrafterX
7 years ago
Yes... There was a joke going around for awhile that killed a bunch of peoples... 😟
dstieger
8trackdisco
7 years ago

Time to try and ban swords.

First a guy slashing a hand... it's only a matter of time till there's mass sword stabbings.

Yep, they gotta go.

bgz wrote:



Maybe he was a Sharia Lawyer?
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