8trackdisco
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:21:48 PM

We have a smart squirrel. Figured out he to get to the bird feeders somehow. Never had one that got on the feeders yet. It even figured out the trap door feeder that closes when there's too much weight on the perch.

Sitting on the deck with beer, cigar, and rifle. There's no squirrels in sight.

danmdevries wrote:

Funny. I feed our squirrels and am tempted to shoot the birds.

victor809
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:28:38 PM

How do you catch them to do that Drafter

corey sellers wrote:

He hides nuts in his belly button....

When they dig to get it, they get swallowed up like some giant sarlac pit.

corey sellers
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:35:08 PM
That's what I was thinking just making sure
delta1
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:36:26 PM

Funny. I feed our squirrels and am tempted to shoot the birds.

8trackdisco wrote:

👍

DrafterX
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:37:08 PM
freaks... 😟
delta1
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:45:23 PM
we got a lot of aggressive, noisy, intemperate and intimidating black birds in our area....
Sunoverbeach
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:49:13 PM
We have mandating Canadian Geese at work. OK, they haven't eaten anybody yet, but there's a suspicious look in their eyes
Sunoverbeach
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:50:12 PM
*man eating you stupid know it all phone
victor809
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:55:04 PM
Why does your "know it all phone" think you want to type "man dating"?
gummy jones
Monday, April 8, 2019 5:58:22 PM
2.6lb cowboy rib eye reverse seared with scallops
Sunoverbeach
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:02:48 PM
Probably some simple algorithm based on most common search terms
victor809
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:05:29 PM

Probably some simple algorithm based on most common search terms

Sunoverbeach wrote:

That makes sense....

Prolly why mine keeps autocorrecting "wife" with "future occupant of a shallow grave" and suggesting singles sites....

opelmanta1900
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:14:11 PM

2.6lb cowboy rib eye reverse seared with scallops

gummy jones wrote:

Isn't that victors handle on manmeat.forums.ru?

opelmanta1900
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:15:14 PM

we got a lot of aggressive, noisy, intemperate and intimidating black birds in our area....

delta1 wrote:

Racist!

Prolly starlings... They're afraid of fake snakes...

victor809
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:22:47 PM

Isn't that victors handle on manmeat.forums.ru?

opelmanta1900 wrote:

I don't do the reverse sear.... I'm not flexible enough.

Side note... what the hell is a reverse sear?

frankj1
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:26:43 PM
reverse cowboy?
danmdevries
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:37:34 PM
Back to work.
victor809
Monday, April 8, 2019 6:48:29 PM

Back to work.

danmdevries wrote:

Huh... that's the reverse sear?

Sounds way less fun than I expected

Speyside
Monday, April 8, 2019 7:03:36 PM
Sure he didn't mean reverse steer?
RMAN4443
Monday, April 8, 2019 7:09:53 PM

We have mandating Canadian Geese at work. OK, they haven't eaten anybody yet, but there's a suspicious look in their eyes

Sunoverbeach wrote:

I'm holding out for mandating penguins....they look so classy in those little tuxedos, and if they're paying for dinner, even better8-[