So in the opFTH contest I won Mikey's Texas titty twist prize.... Son of a b1tch! I open the box thinking maybe bbq sause, or hot sauce and spices.... I'm practically drooling. I open the box and I see something dark. I grab a bag containing two containers of spices and look closer. I'm freaking out because I'm pretty sure it's a roach and sure enough as soon as I realize it's a roach another one falls from the bag I'm holding in my hand. THAT WAS IT. I screamed the cat took off for the hills I threw the spices across the room, jumped up and did the get it off me wiggle dance..... when I finally calm down I look in the box and they are everywhere..... plastic roaches. Son of a b1tch you have NO idea how bad you got me. Now I've had the heebie geebies for days and every itch is a roach on me.... Thanks Mikey....smh

So you like bugs...…..duly noted

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mikey said his wife did it...

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ROTFLMAO! That's awesome.

Hahaha, nicely done!!

Thanks needed a laugh

Good job Mikey

Whaaaat, no Fart In a Can?!?!?! [gonzo]

Great job Mikey! =d>

one of the great guys here.
Love that guy.

Spring loaded snakes. Don't forget to stock up on spring loaded snakes....

Chit, did I type that out load?

They're in the bottles too...

looks like a pre sell out palio cutter

That’s a great hit. Love the roaches

It is and the unbanded cigar is a DD OR. Never thought I'd see another. I burnt my fingers and lips on that one.

The Ketchups are from Whataburger. One is Spicy and one is Fancy. That means you have to tuck your wife beater tee in when you use it. The Spicy I've already used and it is awesome!

=p~ UMMMM, Whataburger! I so love those, and we don't have them. 😞

I'd never heard of them either. But the are damned tasty ketchups! The Spicy is just the right amount of burn where you feel the burn but can still taste the ketchup and what it's on. I threw a bunch of fries in the airfryer (one of the greatest inventions ever) that night and the spicy had me slightly sweating.

Whataburger is a staple down here in TX.

I found one in North Dakota too. Go figure. Man I wish we had them closer. We got Sonic recently, maybe there is hope! 🌫

Yeah if I'm eating a fast food burger it's pretty much Whataburger or Sonic for me.