One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one
of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have: - Work
Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie,
Astronaut Barbie, and Skater Barbie, all of which cost $19.95 each and
we also have Divorced Barbie, for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs and answers: 'Sir...
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain with
Ken's balls
