Speyside
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 10:06:20 AM
A dyslexic agnostic was contemplating the existence of Dog. The he heard the bark.
bgz
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Wednesday, September 25, 2019 10:35:54 AM
Did he make any good assumptions or just assume it was his ex wife?
izonfire
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 11:22:29 AM

A dyslexic agnostic was contemplating the existence of Dog. The he heard the bark.

Speyside wrote:

But the mind can play tricks...

So he still had his doubts, until he felt the humping on his leg.

Then the existence was confirmed.

Or maybe it was the ex-wife again...

Speyside
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 12:04:32 PM
Wouldn't that have been his Tranny mistress?
tamapatom
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 12:31:44 PM
Maybe he was looking up the wrong tree....
delta1
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 1:09:03 PM
the dude felt god humping his leg, and now believes?
RMAN4443
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 1:12:34 PM
if god started humping my leg, I wouldn't know what to believe...😨
delta1
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 1:31:02 PM
a few inches higher and you'll be in heaven...
RMAN4443
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 1:33:55 PM
Spoken like a man who's been there....8-[
izonfire
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 3:25:55 PM

the dude felt god humping his leg, and now believes?

delta1 wrote:

God is love, or so I hear.

Sometimes he puts you in a sticky situation...

Speyside
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 3:41:03 PM
IZON, that was tacky.
delta1
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 4:04:05 PM
4th and long....time to pnut..
izonfire
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 4:16:42 PM

IZON, that was tacky.

Speyside wrote:

I don't adhere to your fixed line of thinking...

pacman357
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 4:55:30 PM
I can't tell...did the OP say someone piffed on him?
USNGunner
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 5:45:39 PM

I don't adhere to your fixed line of thinking...

izonfire wrote:

And that's his story, and he's sticking to it.

Speyside
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 7:08:32 PM
Come on, you couldn't have missed that. Sticky-tacky.
izonfire
Wednesday, September 25, 2019 11:03:27 PM

Come on, you couldn't have missed that. Sticky-tacky.

Speyside wrote:

Was he -

Grasping at straws? Clinging to hope?

tonygraz
Thursday, September 26, 2019 7:20:19 AM
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Standard answer when a religious leader has no sensible answer

delta1
Thursday, September 26, 2019 2:32:00 PM
nothing mysterious about Lard...sweet spot is between 350 and 375 degrees F...
izonfire
Thursday, September 26, 2019 4:46:01 PM

nothing mysterious about Lard...sweet spot is between 350 and 375 degrees F...

delta1 wrote:

Thanks for the skinny on the Lard