delta1
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6 years ago

(In my very best Gomer Pyle voice . . .)

Sur-PRISE, Sur-PRISE, SUR-prise !

jespear wrote:



this is what Jespear posted in another thread yesterday, where I announced a surprise attack by Slo-mo, the not so slow noob...

I am picturing the old Gomer Gramps saying those three words, then chuckling to himself, rubbing his hands together and feeling a sense of contentment and pride as he typed those words, knowing the imminent destruction that was en route...an obliteration that he set in motion. That Philly Grandpa is dangerous and should be locked up.

There was a big box sitting on the office desk this morning. My wife said it arrived last night....hmmmm.....from my buddy Jespear ...

I don't remember how this war started, but this is a serial attack...one of several over the years... he tried to justify it by putting a "Secret Santa" Christmas card in with the contents...he alleged that this was in response to a supposed Secret Santa package I sent him last year...neither of us engaged in this year's Secret Santa festivities so dementia has obviously overtaken Gramps, which doubles the danger he poses...

Goodies:

3 Philly Pretzel Factory pretzels...wife grabbed them
box of TastyKake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes
box of TastyKake Spice Kake Krimpets


Swag:

"ILUVCGRS" license plate by CI
Ecin Elite triple flame lighter

Cigars:

OpusX Perfection A (in all it's 9.25" glory...Frankie Tripod can relate!!!)
CAO Amazon Basin
CAO Amazon Basin Anaconda
CAO Amazon Basin Corda
10 Latitude Zero torpedo, haven't seen these in a while
3 La Flor Dominica Coronado, fave breakfast smoke
3 La Perla Habano Black Pearl Morado...saweet
Padilla Miami Edicion Limitada 2010 ... thick perfecto


wow...humbling hit, Jespear..................THANK YOU!

ZRX1200
6 years ago
Is the Padilla a Solomon?

Those were delicious and short lived...
USNGunner
6 years ago
Nice. Very nice.

TastyKakes! drrooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

(We need a homer simpson smiley!)
jespear
6 years ago

this is what Jespear posted in another thread yesterday, where I announced a surprise attack by Slo-mo, the not so slow noob...

I am picturing the old Gomer Gramps saying those three words, then chuckling to himself, rubbing his hands together and feeling a sense of contentment and pride as he typed those words, knowing the imminent destruction that was en route...an obliteration that he set in motion. That Philly Grandpa is dangerous and should be locked up.

There was a big box sitting on the office desk this morning. My wife said it arrived last night....hmmmm.....from my buddy Jespear ...

I don't remember how this war started, but this is a serial attack...one of several over the years...
And up until last Christmas WE WERE EVEN !
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/658580/Well-apparently-Secret-Santa-lives-at-MY-house- 



he tried to justify it by putting a "Secret Santa" Christmas card in with the contents...he alleged that this was in response to a supposed Secret Santa package I sent him last year...
A SUPPOSED Secret Santa package? SUPPOSED? See above link !

neither of us engaged in this year's (or LAST year's) Secret Santa festivities
And yet, last year, you sent one to me anyway. (see above link)
This just evens the score.




so dementia has obviously overtaken Gramps, which doubles the danger he poses...

Goodies:

3 Philly Pretzel Factory pretzels...wife grabbed them
Actually 6 pretzels, Al. (3 packs of two) You say I have dementia, yet YOU can't do basic multiplication. 🤦
box of TastyKake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes
box of TastyKake Spice Kake Krimpets


Swag:

"ILUVCGRS" license plate by CI
Ecin Elite triple flame lighter

Cigars:

OpusX Perfection A (in all it's 9.25" glory...Frankie Tripod can relate!!!)
CAO Amazon Basin
CAO Amazon Basin Anaconda
CAO Amazon Basin Corda
10 Latitude Zero torpedo, haven't seen these in a while (yeah, they have a few years on them)
3 La Flor Dominica Coronado, fave breakfast smoke (a few more years on these)
3 La Perla Habano Black Pearl Morado...saweet (and even a few MORE on these)
Padilla Miami Edicion Limitada 2010 ... thick perfecto
(This was Ernesto's 1st Miami release after he parted ways with Pepin. About 10 years of age on this one.)


wow...humbling hit, Jespear..................THANK YOU!
Awwww, c'mon brother . . . You KNOW you are VERY welcome!
Enjoy !

delta1 wrote:


Palama
6 years ago
FOFV! 🌫

(...that’s “Fog on Fog Violence” for you nOObs...:-& )

Very, very nice JOHN! =d>
CelticBomber
6 years ago
That's a great ideo for the secret santa! Tasty cakes and a stop at the pretzel factory for some fresh out of the oven and then overnight them! Thanks John! Amazing hit too! Couldn't have happened to a more deserving yet slippery FOG. Every time I was gonna hit him he managed to talk me out of it. It's those puppy dog eyes of his.... can make you do just about anything;-)
delta1
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6 years ago

Is the Padilla a Solomon?

Those were delicious and short lived...

ZRX1200 wrote:



not a solomon, Z...it's a chubby 6x60 perfecto, uniformly thick in the middle 3.5 - 4 inches, with a tapered head that has a pointed tip and a tapered foot that is flat cut.

here's a you tube review, from 2013, that shows what the cigar looks like:


USNGunner
6 years ago

here's a you tube review, from 2013, that shows what the cigar looks like:


delta1 wrote:



Damned if that clown couldn't put me right off cigar smoking! 🙄
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
Very nice unofficial Santa work. I foresee years of fun ahead. I don't know that delta recognizes this "even" you speak of
Palama
6 years ago

Is the Padilla a Solomon?

Those were delicious and short lived...

ZRX1200 wrote:



Shouldn’t he be addressed as “King Solomon”? 🤔
izonfire
6 years ago

Shouldn’t he be addressed as “King Solomon”? 🤔

Palama wrote:


"Shlomo" to the chosen...
USNGunner
6 years ago

Very nice unofficial Santa work. I foresee years of fun ahead. I don't know that delta recognizes this "even" you speak of

Sunoverbeach wrote:



Yeah. No, he doesn't. Dropped a bomb in my lap today over a handful of cigar bands. Brutal I tell ya, brutal!
frankj1
6 years ago

"Shlomo" to the chosen...

izonfire wrote:


were you that weird kid in the back of the classroom in Hebrew school?
USNGunner
6 years ago

were you that weird kid in the back of the classroom in Hebrew school?

frankj1 wrote:



LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. 🤦
frankj1
6 years ago

LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. #-o

USNGunner wrote:


we all had one. That's why we wear yarmulkes.
USNGunner
6 years ago

we all had one. That's why we wear yarmulkes.

frankj1 wrote:



I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.
izonfire
6 years ago

LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. #-o

USNGunner wrote:


I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.

USNGunner wrote:


Get back in your burqa Gunner and STFU!
frankj1
6 years ago

I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.

USNGunner wrote:


love dem Prequel stories
USNGunner
6 years ago

love dem Prequel stories

frankj1 wrote:




LOL. [whip]
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