More hair in your ears and nose than on your head.

Your balls hanging lower than your johnson.

And tons of other fun facts too gruesome to be discussed here.

Enjoy. 👍

Injuries take a loooong time to heal.

If you were any kind of athlete, the worst is when your mind tells you you can do it, but your body just ain’t up to the task.

I was only 45 the first time that one really got me, playing tennis.

Younger opponent blasts one down the line and I take off running for it ready to hammer a top spin return right up his azz.

I was shocked when I didn’t even get the racket close to the the ball.............puzzled me for a while............and then the harsh reality set in.

I quit playing tennis (and basketball, and running/ jogging, etc.) 5 years later to save my knee...................best decision I ever made.

I think I found a cure for back trouble.I got a fold up walker a few years ago for when my back acts up big time and only had to use it once. After some back annoyances this past year, I got a cane and I haven't had to use it yet

What the **** was I saying.........................

Ha !

My johnson NEVER hung lower than my balls. 😞

I used to tell the ladies . . . "Now keep in mind, it ain't big, but it's awfully pretty !"

OTOH, all the above beats a dirt nap.

Already have CRS pretty bad, hell I don’t even remember making this post.

I am now 62. I can not remember the last time I had heartburn, I sleep through the night without having to get up and pee, the pain in my knees and legs is gone, my blood pressure is now in the 110s, blood sugar is now normal and joint pain is virtually non-existent. I am back to renovating my new home and my daughter's, with much time spent on my knees (flooring) and up and down ladders. We are also back to our long mountain hikes and my new hobby is riding the most intense giga, mega, and wooden roller coasters I can find.

What you consume has much to do with your health. If you consume inflammatory foods, expect your body to be full of inflamation, and the diseases inflammation causes including many age related issues. If you consume foods that spike your blood sugar and insulin levels, expect blood sugar related diseases and eventually diabetics. Just say'n.

David

Buddy's wife says he only snores on his back. Figures its cause his balls block his butthole so the fart noises come out the top end instead.

Tom Brady/TB12 avoids many of the inflammatory foods you shun, he also eats very little red meat as far as I know, but there is some overlap in dietary philosophy.

So, are you saying that I should try out for the Patriots?