USNGunner
Monday, March 9, 2020 7:53:30 PM
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer.

frankj1
Monday, March 9, 2020 8:00:31 PM
yur gud wif numbahs
clintCigar
Monday, March 9, 2020 8:11:11 PM
#10 commie is genius
Speyside
Monday, March 9, 2020 9:12:26 PM
Not bad, not bad at all.
Gene363
Monday, March 9, 2020 10:35:18 PM
Ho boy... 🤦
izonfire
Monday, March 9, 2020 10:44:04 PM
Nerd
jjanecka
Tuesday, March 10, 2020 8:00:13 AM
You must all laugh. The Commie 13 demands it.
Mr. Jones
Tuesday, March 10, 2020 8:23:59 AM
Over my head.

"You have a plethora of ACCOutreMents on your cranium...

Ha ha ha ha haaaa..

Your the smart crowd...last night , I had to dumb down that joke to...you have a lot of sh*t on yo' head..."

Mitch Hedberg 70's comedian

Krazeehorse
Tuesday, March 10, 2020 11:06:58 AM
I laughed. Shared it. Three out of four got it.
Cathcam13
Tuesday, March 10, 2020 8:49:29 PM
Lmao........
Jrc02005
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 12:59:26 AM
Mitch Hedberg wasnt from the 70s. Though he was hilarious. He was my favorite comedian when I was going to college. I got a chance to see him a couple of months before he died in 2005. His one liners still crack me up.
izonfire
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 1:08:51 AM

Mitch Hedberg wasnt from the 70s. Though he was hilarious. He was my favorite comedian when I was going to college. I got a chance to see him a couple of months before he died in 2005. His one liners still crack me up.

Jrc02005 wrote:

Yeah, he was truly unique and funny as hell

USNGunner
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 1:33:46 AM

I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. Literally. She was born with her hands attached to her shoulders. And that was sad. But then they said "Lola does not know the meaning of the word "can't." And that to me was actually kind of worse, in a way. Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions.

Jrc02005
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 2:43:16 PM
It's funny, even reading that it came through in my head in his voice. He had a really unique delivery.
dstieger
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 12:50:58 PM
Facebook popped another Steven Wright disciple into my feed yesterday. Gary Delaney is up there with the better ones like Mitch
opelmanta1900
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 1:05:42 PM
I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to, too.
dstieger
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 1:15:57 PM
I bought a Christmas tree the other day. The guy I bought it from asked "Are you gonna put it up yourself?"

I said, "No, I was thinking in the living room"

tonygraz
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 1:31:39 PM
Send this man ^ a calendar.
JadeRose
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 3:10:21 PM

I bought a Christmas tree the other day. The guy I bought it from asked "Are you gonna put it up yourself?"

I said, "No, I was thinking in the living room"

dstieger wrote:

Gaddammit.....lol

=d> =d> =d> =d> =d>

delta1
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 6:04:24 PM
Steven Wright's delivery was nearly as funny as his lines...even he had a hard time stifling himself after some of his better ones...and that just made the audience laugh harder...that's why he is better to see than hear on tape only
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