Panama Red1
Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:18:22 PM
I was watching an old episode(2003) of Law & Order SVU, some lady was found with a load of hazardous waste in her car.

The discussion mentioned that she was riding around with a container of "Coronavirus" Huuuuum.

They later changed the name to Sars . Has this virus been around longer than we thought ?🌫

DrafterX
Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:20:17 PM
I heard if you hold your breath for 15 minutes and drink some water without discomfort you don't have it... 😟
clintCigar
Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:36:30 PM
izonfire
Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:50:53 PM

I heard if you hold your breath for 15 minutes and drink some water without discomfort you don't have it... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

That was actually misinformation.

Darn, there's so much of it out there, it's really hard not to fall prey.

Sorry fellas.

Anyhoos...

You should hold your breath for a full hour, just to be sure,

and drink a cup of bleach every other hour for disinfection.

Hope that clears things up...

Panama Red1
Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:55:54 PM
Damn that bleach tastes terrible, but my teeth are whiter !!
DrafterX
Saturday, March 14, 2020 9:20:57 PM
I drank some bleach when i was a little kid... just once tho... 😟
tamapatom
Saturday, March 14, 2020 9:24:35 PM
Barrelproof single barrel jack 126 proof +- will protect you.
DrafterX
Saturday, March 14, 2020 11:03:02 PM
I heard a Chinese woman CV survivor now speaks fluent Mexican... 😟
teedubbya
Saturday, March 14, 2020 11:18:50 PM
Is her vag still sideways?
DrafterX
Sunday, March 15, 2020 12:33:51 AM
I dunno... prolly... 😟
MACS
Sunday, March 15, 2020 12:42:59 AM
Whisky kills it.

Drink whisky. You'll be 100% fkn good.

Pinky swear.

Hank_The_Tank
Sunday, March 15, 2020 1:06:54 AM
I honestly think it has been in our country for moths and because so few show signs, it has been looked over. My co-worker had all of the symptoms in November and they told her it wasn’t the flu but didn’t know what it was. Probably because they didn’t know what COVID19 was yet. LoL of this and more will prove that it is just another flu we have to deal with each year. Once we have a vaccine, we won’t think anything if it. Unfortunately the Dems are pushing that it is the end of the world, just so they can push through some abortion bills behind their solutions.
izonfire
Sunday, March 15, 2020 1:14:58 AM
On my 25th shot of bleach since this schitt started.

Still, can’t find an appreciation for the flavor.

Gonna give it time...

frankj1
Sunday, March 15, 2020 1:18:32 AM
try lemon scented
8trackdisco
Sunday, March 15, 2020 1:21:25 AM

On my 25th shot of bleach since this schitt started.

Still, can’t find an appreciation for the flavor.

Gonna give it time...

izonfire wrote:

Will have to try that. What isn’t working is the Tide pods.

Sure- they taste great. But...

izonfire
Sunday, March 15, 2020 1:23:24 AM

try lemon scented

frankj1 wrote:

I have had plenty of that when I was a kid.

Tastes kinda like floor wax.

Made me feel kinda sick recently.

I still enjoy it once in a while tho...

DrafterX
Sunday, March 15, 2020 1:23:57 AM
Did you hold your breath after da pods.. ?? 😕
MACS
Sunday, March 15, 2020 1:58:48 AM
THE FKN SKY IS FALLING!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

BUY TOILET PAPER, BECAUSE WASHING YOUR ASS WITH SOAP AND WATER IS... WELL... PROBABLY A BETTER OPTION, BUT IT'S TIME TO PANIC AND BUY...

TOILET PAPER? WHY?

MACS
Sunday, March 15, 2020 2:00:33 AM
Buy ammunition... a big bag of rice... and canned meats.

I have 50 lbs of rice, lots of canned spam, chicken and corned beef and a shitload of ammo. I'm good.

DrafterX
Sunday, March 15, 2020 2:04:48 AM
Beans, not a protein.. rice, not a protein... but beans and rice together equal a protein for some reason... 🤔
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