benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:39:21 AM
To divert my compulsive purchasing I'm giving posting to the forum a go. Instead of hitting "BUY NOW". I'll come here and ask stupid questions and give even dumber opinions, then let the chips fall.

At the advice of Delta1, I'm introducing myself on a separate new thread. Part time inexperienced smoker but my spouse would list smoking/drinking as a reason to live. I was gonna say raison d'etre but the ensuing consequences, oy! So forget I said that.

Like I said in my prev post, I'm the buyer of all things important and I come here to lurk, laugh and learn. Figured I would take my beating and them be able to see if my latestest buying spree will please or pissoff.

As I buy and share smokes I learn a little better the preferred profile but it's pretty subjective. I've bought plenty of cigars that were tossed, called rope and worse. Trying to make better decisions. Informed. So here I am. Hello and TIA for all your help.

tonygraz
Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:55:41 AM
Welcome Benji - To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?

Do you like long walks on the beach ?

Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?

Do you like camping by the river ?

Cello on or cello off ?

Ginger or MaryAnn ?

David Lee or Sammy ?

Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?

Have you been in a Turkish prison ?

Do you like gladiator movies ?

dogs or cats ?

Men or women ?

Wad or fold ?

Sit or squat ?

Do sad movies make you cry ?

Butter or margarine ?

Pancho or Cisco ?

Delta gave you good advice - also beware the commie 13.

Do you mind if we call you Benji ?

USNGunner
Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:55:56 AM
Welcome aboard. You're initial list of smokes looked pretty good. Lots of good folks here. Enjoy.
jespear
Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:16:50 AM
Welcome, Ben.

It seems you have been lurking and have a fair inkling of what goes on here.

You may, or may not, have seen the link that is mandatory for all noobs to view.

If you have not, then here it is. Please click on it.

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/380264/CAT-Challenge-The-Thonginator 

Again, welcome to the asylum, and enjoy your stay.

jes

clintCigar
Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:37:00 AM
Welcome to the madhouse! A lot of sound advice to be had here. Especially in the Politics forum.
benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:41:17 AM

Welcome Benji - To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ? yes

Do you like long walks on the beach ? from bar to bar

Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ? yes

Do you like camping by the river ? too many bears

Cello on or cello off ? on

Ginger or MaryAnn ? strictly on personality? MaryAnn

David Lee or Sammy ? no

Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ? huh?

Have you been in a Turkish prison ? noooo

Do you like gladiator movies ? sure

dogs or cats ? cats are coyote food

Men or women ? must I choose?

Wad or fold ? do credit cards do that?

Sit or squat ? no turkish prison

Do sad movies make you cry ? if a dog dies yes

Butter or margarine ? butter

Pancho or Cisco ? I can't remember

Delta gave you good advice - also beware the commie 13.

Do you mind if we call you Benji ?

tonygraz wrote:

Call me whatever you like Benji is fine

benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:43:10 AM

Welcome to the madhouse! A lot of sound advice to be had here. Especially in the Politics forum.

clintCigar wrote:

uh-oh politics. OK I'll go look

benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:44:46 AM

Welcome aboard. You're initial list of smokes looked pretty good. Lots of good folks here. Enjoy.

USNGunner wrote:

Thanks Gunner. I'm hoping they are well received. But it's a win win, I get all the rejects.

benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:46:02 AM

Welcome, Ben.

It seems you have been lurking and have a fair inkling of what goes on here.

You may, or may not, have seen the link that is mandatory for all noobs to view.

If you have not, then here it is. Please click on it.

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/380264/CAT-Challenge-The-Thonginator 

Again, welcome to the asylum, and enjoy your stay.

jes

jespear wrote:

If I click on this will I be able to get rid of the porn popups?

benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:53:13 AM
Apparently joining didn't help my addiction. I just paid for a box of Maestro Belicoso Aging Room Quattro by Rafael Nodal on a different auction site. BUT, it was a hondle ( I think?) $116 plus tax minus 10% military discount and free shipping. But now I have to stop. I need a cheaper hobby.
jespear
Thursday, March 26, 2020 11:15:00 AM

If I click on this will I be able to get rid of the porn popups?

benja123 wrote:

No pop-ups here, Ben. Really !

dstieger
Thursday, March 26, 2020 11:32:29 AM

No pop-ups here, Ben. Really !

jespear wrote:

Not entirely true...DeD said he had one yesterday

Cheno
Thursday, March 26, 2020 11:33:41 AM
Welcome. No hobby is cheap if done right.
benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 11:50:20 AM

Welcome. No hobby is cheap if done right.

Cheno wrote:

So true Cheno, mind if I use that one in my defense?

Cheno
Thursday, March 26, 2020 11:59:07 AM

So true Cheno, mind if I use that one in my defense?

benja123 wrote:

Of course, I take no responsibility for what outcomes happen with the wife, and if she asks leave my name out of it.

benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 12:00:25 PM

No pop-ups here, Ben. Really !

jespear wrote:

OK I trusted you and looked. I feel used. I hope you're happy.

Ram27
Thursday, March 26, 2020 12:01:41 PM

benja123 Online

#1 Posted: Today, 8:39 AM

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Joined: 03-09-2015

Posts: 1

****Paging Frank*****

A 5 year lurker ??????????:-k

Thanks for taking the leap. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

[ram27bat]

benja123
Thursday, March 26, 2020 12:09:24 PM
Thanks for the welcome Ram

In my defense and also to stave off Franks' angry/guilt causing reply, I used to have a life but its over now and I'm here!

Ram27
Thursday, March 26, 2020 12:11:39 PM

Thanks for the welcome Ram

In my defense and also to stave off Franks' angry/guilt causing reply, I used to have a life but its over now and I'm here!

benja123 wrote:

😂 😂 😂 😂

teedubbya
Thursday, March 26, 2020 12:15:48 PM
I’ll send you Franks cell phone number. He will take it easy on you if you send him a d1ck pic.