JadeRose
Saturday, March 28, 2020 9:32:12 AM
I just figured out what could save the world from COVID-19. Mimes. Flood the street with them and have them doing mime stuff and holding signs that say "Ask Me about Insurance and Jesus". Every 6 ft if necessary. No one would leave their houses ever again.

You're welcome.

tonygraz
Saturday, March 28, 2020 9:34:22 AM
Don't give the J.W.s any ideas.
JadeRose
Saturday, March 28, 2020 10:05:20 AM

Don't give the J.W.s any ideas.

tonygraz wrote:

Because it's exactly what we don't WANT, it's exactly what we need. I'm a gaddam genius

Krazeehorse
Saturday, March 28, 2020 10:15:32 AM
If you get an email with "knock knock" in the subject line do not open. It's a Jehovah Witness working from home.
DrafterX
Saturday, March 28, 2020 10:16:27 AM
You gave up your freedom fast... 😟
JadeRose
Saturday, March 28, 2020 10:22:39 AM

You gave up your freedom fast... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Nope....it's because I won't give up my freedom that this is needed. How's about we made them VEGAN Mimes, Drafter? Would you stay away then? Besides....if it gets real bad we could just eat the mimes

USNGunner
Saturday, March 28, 2020 11:11:25 AM

Nope....it's because I won't give up my freedom that this is needed. How's about we made them VEGAN Mimes, Drafter? Would you stay away then? Besides....if it gets real bad we could just eat the mimes

JadeRose wrote:

Oh yeah. Vegans are much better tasting than omnivores. Nothing like grass fed long pork.

[chef]

Sunoverbeach
Saturday, March 28, 2020 11:41:23 AM
And suddenly, adding leftover pork roast to my omelette has given me the heebie jeebies :-&
frankj1
Saturday, March 28, 2020 12:25:22 PM
jade for president!
teedubbya
Saturday, March 28, 2020 12:28:28 PM
The beauty of self determinations is folks who are deniers or think this is the flu will thin themselves out.

That only works if we distance ourselves from them though.

delta1
Saturday, March 28, 2020 2:33:02 PM
bout time all them big fat folks who think this is a joke are gonna go on a diet...
USNGunner
Saturday, March 28, 2020 3:30:49 PM

bout time all them big fat folks who think this is a joke are gonna go on a diet...

delta1 wrote:

I actually cut back on the dieting and exercise thinking a little extra body fat going into this may not be a bad thing.

Sunoverbeach
Saturday, March 28, 2020 3:56:08 PM

I actually cut back on the dieting and exercise thinking a little extra body fat going into this may not be a bad thing.

USNGunner wrote:

Ummm...Yeah, me too! I had a plan behind it. Had nothing to do with laziness and low willpower. 😰

delta1
Saturday, March 28, 2020 6:35:08 PM
heard that those infected and become ill lose their senses of taste and smell...testing my sense of taste very often every waking hour...getting fat is the downside...

but, I'm doing it in silence...

frankj1
Saturday, March 28, 2020 7:38:43 PM

I actually cut back on the dieting and exercise thinking a little extra body fat going into this may not be a bad thing.

USNGunner wrote:

been preaching the benefits of over for decades.

never ever saw a thin person survive a serious illness...

and you runners, Jim Fixx died young.

Very young.

Louie Anderson is still alive.

as am I...the one TLC calls "Fat Boy".

teedubbya
Saturday, March 28, 2020 7:43:55 PM
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
victor809
Saturday, March 28, 2020 8:16:19 PM
But delicious?
CelticBomber
Saturday, March 28, 2020 9:03:20 PM
Sometimes, when I read a thread like this and get a little peek into your minds I think "These people are crazy and should be locked up..."

Through the power of positive thinking this has come to pass. I think that makes this pandemic my fault.

I'm now thinking, really hard and positively about a red head and a pile of cash.... fingers crossed! If it comes true I think locusts are next.

Speyside
Saturday, March 28, 2020 9:31:21 PM
But if no one sees you read, did you really read? Tree in the forrest concept.
CelticBomber
Saturday, March 28, 2020 9:36:56 PM

But if no one sees you read, did you really read? Tree in the forrest concept.

Speyside wrote:

No one see's you guys think but.... Ahh I see your point! ;-p