G1 For Seniors.
Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics.
Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
If ant's gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your **** outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S
...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?
delta1 wrote:
I don't remember.:-k
deadeyedick wrote:
your fly is down
😂
Depends
tonygraz wrote:
Ensure?
frankj1 wrote:
Your osteo must be a biotch!