USNGunner
Friday, April 10, 2020 12:21:47 AM
If a poison is past it's expiration/best if used by date, is it more poisonous or not poisonous at all anymore?
izonfire
Friday, April 10, 2020 12:56:42 AM

Why does Gunner's moustache always look like it's been dipped in soul glow?

Whistlebritches wrote:

Easy. That’s his zamboni for his cu.nteater...

izonfire
Friday, April 10, 2020 1:01:00 AM

was it like a gut Punch?

frankj1 wrote:

A complete sucker punch...

RMAN4443
Friday, April 10, 2020 3:41:06 PM

well, it's got an obvious hole...

wild turkeys do fly, so that pre-supposes they know...

delta1 wrote:

that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....🌫

frankj1
Friday, April 10, 2020 3:52:32 PM

that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....🌫

RMAN4443 wrote:

one of the greatest segments in TV history.

izonfire
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:16:08 PM
I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.

Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.

They're like a buffet with wings.

And they're stupid as schitt too.

Diving towards a pack of 'em,

they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.

Amazing that they even survive.

Kinda like stupid people...

delta1
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:22:47 PM
wonder how/why a flock of wild turkeys ended up living on and around the golf course at Waikoloa on da Big Island
RMAN4443
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:24:02 PM
because they're BIRDIES....:-k
frankj1
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:26:14 PM

I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.

Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.

They're like a buffet with wings.

And they're stupid as schitt too.

Diving towards a pack of 'em,

they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.

Amazing that they even survive.

Kinda like stupid people...

izonfire wrote:

seen them fly onto roofs and trees around here. Not sure if they can figure out how to get back down though. They stay for days up there.

delta1
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:27:48 PM

because they're BIRDIES....:-k

RMAN4443 wrote:

=d> =d>

Sunoverbeach
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:30:09 PM
Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?
izonfire
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:34:40 PM

Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Guess you're gonna hafta start hittin' the gym...

Sunoverbeach
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:38:12 PM
Well barring x-ray vision, I'd assumed my lack of muscular definition was cleverly disguised by Detroit rolling iron
delta1
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:41:06 PM
huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?

aflac

Sunoverbeach
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:48:34 PM
Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him
delta1
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:53:38 PM
they can be aggressive...had a few pecks and bites from various ones over the years just walking around some local park lakes
delta1
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:55:04 PM
why do we call it sun rise...
tonygraz
Friday, April 10, 2020 4:59:40 PM

huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?

aflac

delta1 wrote:

When Drafter started chasing them.

izonfire
Friday, April 10, 2020 5:01:03 PM

Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Geese are anything but endangered.

Just shoot 'em. I'll vouch for ya...

RMAN4443
Friday, April 10, 2020 5:01:25 PM

why do we call it sun rise...

delta1 wrote:

Yeah,everyone knows it's really Earth Drop...8-[

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