delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 2:43:02 PM
no wait...the one whose name should never be mentioned, Cigarlady, did one.......nevermind
RMAN4443
Thursday, April 9, 2020 2:46:11 PM
Didn't think my buttered thighs would make you hungry Al...:-k
delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 4:00:32 PM
we had turkey thighs for dinner the other night...I brush them with melted butter before seasoning and roasting...

wife loves dark meat, so when we're in the mood for turkey, we get thighs only, except for Thanksgiving

delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 4:02:10 PM
wonder if raised turkeys know they can't fly
Sunoverbeach
Thursday, April 9, 2020 4:19:17 PM
Aren't all turkeys raised?
delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 4:24:05 PM
🤔

as opposed to wild?

Sunoverbeach
Thursday, April 9, 2020 4:31:37 PM
Well I figured that's where the mommy and daddy turkeys came into play
delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 5:08:37 PM
I see....would you believe................ "farm raised" vs wild?
delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 5:12:11 PM
why do nose and ear hair grow faster and thicker as one ages?
Sunoverbeach
Thursday, April 9, 2020 5:20:22 PM
Sure. Add qualifications. Shoot down my random conjecture
delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 5:28:02 PM
well, it's got an obvious hole...

wild turkeys do fly, so that pre-supposes they know...

Palama
Thursday, April 9, 2020 6:30:46 PM

no wait...the one whose name should never be mentioned, Cigarlady, did one.......nevermind

delta1 wrote:

No more One-Ton Chips for you! [ram27bat]

Sunoverbeach
Thursday, April 9, 2020 6:38:40 PM
Totally heard Seinfeld's the soup Nazi in my head with that line
Palama
Thursday, April 9, 2020 6:41:07 PM

Totally heard Seinfeld's the soup Nazi in my head with that line

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Hehe, you are correct! =d>

Dg west deptford
Thursday, April 9, 2020 7:00:15 PM
Why is my cigar wrapper sparkling?
Sunoverbeach
Thursday, April 9, 2020 7:12:30 PM
You bought cigars at the strip club?
Dg west deptford
Thursday, April 9, 2020 7:22:06 PM
Close, Thompsux
Whistlebritches
Thursday, April 9, 2020 8:53:20 PM
Why does Gunner's moustache always look like it's been dipped in soul glow?
delta1
Thursday, April 9, 2020 9:30:26 PM
he goes to the strip club regularly?

or...he buys his cigars from Thompsux...

8trackdisco
Thursday, April 9, 2020 9:39:00 PM
Why is the pit on something as small as an avocado so large?