Celebrant: Drinks for everyone on me!
Bar Patron: Great! What are we celebrating?
Celebrant: After five years of agonizing, I nervously popped the question and she said, YES!
Bar Patrons: Congratulations! Cheers!
Celebrant: Thanks! We start divorce proceedings tomorrow.
Credit to Bruce Sutherland author of the Faceless cartoon,
http://www.faceless.co.za
My wife might like it more though...
I like it.
frankj1 wrote:
😱 No!
Gene363 wrote:
stuck in the house with the likes of me for 2 months?
You may find this hard to believe but I'm not easy to live with.
😂
You're not the only one. My wife wanted me to retire, but maybe not to the house. She is always happy when I go to the range by myself. Togetherness can be a wicked test of comapability.
you didn't share the joke with her, I hope.
I did, she's a retired nurse and after 50+ years she's knows me pretty well. She also is a fan of the Mr. Faceless cartoon.
and some of them will even say it out loud...
8 years of messing around while setting up our individual careers before that.
am I a great con man or what?
She sometimes tells me to go fishing...
Her: Are you going fishing this week?
Me: Why? You want me to?
Her: Well, I only have 2 fish left.
Me: Okay.
