The Big Ugly
Monday, June 15, 2020 1:27:51 AM
I recently heard a rumor about “platinum status” here on Cigar Bid. Are there any brothers here who have reached “platinum status”?? How does one get to such a lofty stature??

All “platinum” members please respond and let me know how to get there.

Happy Herfing,

TBU

ZRX1200
Monday, June 15, 2020 1:48:06 AM
(214) 914-3337

Call Monday morning and ask for Dave.

izonfire
Monday, June 15, 2020 1:48:26 AM
Well, you gotta spend some time in Z’s van to even be considered.

Take care of that, and we’ll talk...

BuckyB93
Monday, June 15, 2020 5:45:12 AM

(214) 914-3337

Call Monday morning and ask for Dave.

ZRX1200 wrote:

Dave's not here man.

illinichaser
Monday, June 15, 2020 8:37:00 AM
can't believe someone's been talking about platinum status. It doesn't exist.(wink, wink) Stop asking about it. Its not super cool nor super exclusive. I mean, no one really wants free shipping right
DrMaddVibe
Monday, June 15, 2020 8:40:16 AM

can't believe someone's been talking about platinum status. It doesn't exist.(wink, wink) Stop asking about it. Its not super cool nor super exclusive. I mean, no one really wants free shipping right

illinichaser wrote:

Oh, it TOTALLY exists.

Speyside
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:02:12 AM
It's hammer time.
Speyside
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:03:07 AM
Still hard to believe there were so upset then used it in a descriptor. Dangerous times?
illinichaser
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:13:35 AM
Does anyone else use kittly litter in their humidor? I mean its silica gel and is way less expensive. . .
BuckyB93
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:18:16 AM
I haven't ordered anything off of CBid or the mother ship for a long time now. If you have a shpo that protects you, there's no need to hassle with free shipping and the special deals that come with the Platinum membership.
DrMaddVibe
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:24:57 AM
The Gulfstream G550 is a nice perk though.
BuckyB93
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:28:47 AM
Good point. But it's access has been slowing down since all the carbon credits thingies. Can't wait until the solar/battery power option gets fully installed
DrMaddVibe
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:36:44 AM
Here I thought it was just because of the social distancing. Gotta keep the staff safe.

Does anyone really know how hard it is to pick the Hooters girls for the yearly calendar when they're nude and serving drinks to you on a plane?

Speyside
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:42:10 AM
Yes. I had to test them all out. It was soooo time consuming, yet gratifying in a good way.
Monday, June 15, 2020 11:23:39 AM
We'll look who showed up!

How ya doing, Gunney Sarge?

🌫

tonygraz
Monday, June 15, 2020 12:34:05 PM
Big Ug - You must have been away a long time. Platinum, gold, etc. have been discussed here for about the last 6 years to fool the noobs. They called customer service a lot during those times and one moderator here was not amused and issued several time-outs, but she is gone now and shiny metal is back. I suppose next you will want to know about the commie 13.
izonfire
Monday, June 15, 2020 2:14:50 PM

Does anyone else use kittly litter in their humidor? I mean its silica gel and is way less expensive. . .

illinichaser wrote:

Stopped using it.

Got tired of fishing through all the catschitt to get to my cigars...

Mcdanielsamuel
Monday, June 15, 2020 3:25:57 PM

Does anyone else use kittly litter in their humidor? I mean its silica gel and is way less expensive. . .

illinichaser wrote:

This is a rough idea to get you started:

Google - kitty litter cigar humidification

illinichaser
Monday, June 15, 2020 3:35:20 PM

This is a rough idea to get you started:

http://www.cigargeeks.com/community/boxx/knowledgebase.asp?iid=41&Cat=1 

Mcdanielsamuel wrote:

hehe, I gotta bite. . . 🍺 🍺