JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 12:22:16 PM
Having a new roof put on my covered patio today. One of the guys working on it has to be 70. He's worked harder in the last 2 hours than I have in the last 5 years combined. It's wearing me out sipping my coffee and watching him. I've shown him a few things I felt he could be doing better and pointed out that "It's gonna be a hot one" today. I think he appreciates my assistance. I also took a tip from our late great brother Wheel and showed him where the hose is in case he wanted to hook it up for a drink.
tailgater
Friday, June 26, 2020 12:32:37 PM
If it has a roof, is it still a patio?

You need to call it a lenai now, mr. fancy pants.

JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 12:37:14 PM

If it has a roof, is it still a patio?

You need to call it a lenai now, mr. fancy pants.

tailgater wrote:

Naw....just a patio. I asked them to be quick about their work. That is my yoga space and my Chi is coming out of alignment.

tonygraz
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:12:20 PM
I can just imagine what they are saying about you.
JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:15:08 PM

I can just imagine what they are saying about you.

tonygraz wrote:

Me too! I'm sure they appreciate the cut of my jib!

victor809
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:19:19 PM

Me too! I'm sure they appreciate the cut of my jib!

JadeRose wrote:

You showed them your circumcision scars?

DrafterX
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:20:38 PM
I'm trying to figure out why you hired someone do a simple job like that... 😟
victor809
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:23:25 PM
Because he likes to drink coffee in his dining room and watch men sweat.

Do you have a problem with that?

DrafterX
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:28:45 PM
no.... i bet he's got a pool guy too... 😟
JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:36:14 PM

no.... i bet he's got a pool guy too... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Yes. And I don't even have a pool.

JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 1:38:32 PM

I'm trying to figure out why you hired someone do a simple job like that... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Physical labor is for the rabble

ZRX1200
Friday, June 26, 2020 2:14:32 PM
You center your chi, you align your chakra.

Was he a whitey?

JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 2:32:35 PM

You center your chi, you align your chakra.

Was he a whitey?

ZRX1200 wrote:

No wonder I'm all Fucqed up! Dude....I live in rural Missouri. There are no black folks here

JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 2:34:32 PM
Although there are Mexican roofing crews. Those guys get $hit done. If these were Mexicans working on my roof, it'd be done by now
benja123
Friday, June 26, 2020 2:45:27 PM

no.... i bet he's got a pool guy too... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Ahem, I believe they are called "pool boys"

victor809
Friday, June 26, 2020 3:00:09 PM

Ahem, I believe they are called "pool boys"

benja123 wrote:

I think I mentioned it somewhere else... can't remember where.

Back when I first joined the local gym/pool here in the middle of nowhere Missouri. Didn't know where everything was... figured I'd ask the guy in the lane next to the one I was getting in.

"hey... do they have pull buoys for us to use?"

.... - blank stare - .... from the guy

"pull buoys. Do they have pull buoys?"

.... - blank stare continues with what looks like a certain amount of suspicion....

"...to put between your legs?... "

yeah... I had to go look for them myself. Eventually found them in a closet.

JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 3:08:02 PM

I think I mentioned it somewhere else... can't remember where.

Back when I first joined the local gym/pool here in the middle of nowhere Missouri. Didn't know where everything was... figured I'd ask the guy in the lane next to the one I was getting in.

"hey... do they have pull buoys for us to use?"

.... - blank stare - .... from the guy

"pull buoys. Do they have pull buoys?"

.... - blank stare continues with what looks like a certain amount of suspicion....

"...to put between your legs?... "

yeah... I had to go look for them myself. Eventually found them in a closet.

victor809 wrote:

Did you blow him?

victor809
Friday, June 26, 2020 3:31:18 PM
What kind of tramp do you think I am?
JadeRose
Friday, June 26, 2020 3:57:12 PM

What kind of tramp do you think I am?

victor809 wrote:

One that might have blown him.

victor809
Friday, June 26, 2020 4:03:46 PM

One that might have blown him.

JadeRose wrote:

sigh.... guess that answered that question

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