Just completed a CC transaction with Alvin, he is a noob, so took a risk...all went well, so I vouch for him anyone trades with him..thanks again Alvin

wait, you guys traded credit cards?

we don't have an Alvin.

It's a chipmunk.

Do we have a Theodore?

Did you send him a hula hoop? That's all the poor bassturd has ever wanted

might still have the 45 rpm around somewhere.
Dave Seville=Ross Bagdasarian

You rang?

You know... for kids.

My favorite Christmas one! I have it on 45 but no player, my wife bought it for me on CD one year so I can have it on Christmas since she knew it was a tradition in my family to listen.

I like Corey Taylor's X-M@$ myself

Alvin, i tried...those are the responses you get out here......fun stuff

what is Alvin's nom de plume?

Thanks for the welcome?

Since you apparently like it here, to determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
Ginger or MaryAnn ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
TP or bidet ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Pancho or Cisco ?

Nice, test the new guy, lemme dust off my thinking cap and see if I can ace it

Pancakes or waffles ? Keto baby! So neither
Do you like long walks on the beach ? I like long walks with cigars
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ? Who dat?
Do you like camping by the river ? No, cuz river means mosquitos around here
Cello on or cello off ? On without a doubt. The amount of damage from sifting around my packed wineador and bajillion Tuppers to find the EXACT cigar I wanna smoke at that instant results in damage to feet and wrappers
Ginger or MaryAnn ? Yum pigtails
David Lee or Sammy ? Wut
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ? Come again?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ? No, but I've had Turkish delights
Do you like gladiator movies ? Enjoyed Spartacus as a little kid, didn't really know what was going on. 300 was not bad, bc THIS IS SPARTAAAA
dogs or cats ? BOTH
Men or women ? YES
Wad or fold ? Filthy heathens that wad need to go back to toilet school
Sit or squat ? Fiber supplements can let you stand and do it, slips right out
TP or bidet ? I'm a filthy animal and use TP. Imagine cleaning your arm smeared in chocolate with only dry tissues...just think about that..
Do sad movies make you cry ? NGL, the Notebook got me good
Butter or margarine ? Yes
Pancho or Cisco ? Sancho panza so good...

“Dave’s Not Here, man" 🍺 🇨🇮

Damn. I think he aced it - Drafter was surprised ----pleasantly.