Buckwheat
6 years ago
Conservatives Warn Radical Kamala Harris Will Impose Her Christian Beliefs On American Populace

https://politics.theonion.com/conservatives-warn-radical-kamala-harris-will-impose-he-1844703306 

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that this was only the first step of many designed to destroy freedom and turn the nation into an extremist nightmare, conservative pundits warned Wednesday that known radical Kamala Harris would soon impose her Christian beliefs on the American populace. “Say goodbye to America as we know it, because in Kamala Harris’ America, you’ll spend every Sunday worshiping Jesus as our Lord and savior,” said Blaze Media CEO Glenn Beck, adding that if elected, Americans would be forced to live in a society where adults and children regularly attend church and are brainwashed from birth to live in fear of an all-powerful Lord and Savior.

=d> 🍺
tonygraz
6 years ago
CelticBomber
6 years ago
Thanks for the laugh! That is awesome!
rfenst
6 years ago

WTF ?

tonygraz wrote:


Onion, dude, Onion.
delta1
6 years ago
Glenn Beck? seriously?

he tried for a minute to be rational...didn't even make it to a minute...remember when he apologized for his irrational Obama attacks?

but he's back doing what he does best... getting rich giving some people stuff they want to hear...

did he point to any facts to support that theory about Harris?
deadeyedick
6 years ago
"Upon being elected, I will give the United States Congress a hundred days to get their act together and have the courage to pass reasonable gun safety laws. If they fail to do it, then I will take executive action." —CNN Town Hall | April 22, 2019


Seems she likey the EO approach just like Trump and Obama.
delta1
6 years ago
show me where Jesus and the Lord is there...


but I guess if it's there, she must be making up for "Biden Hates God"...


have to balance the ticket, you know...
Speyside
6 years ago
Oh my oh my oh my. Thatssssss funny.
Whistlebritches
6 years ago
You fellas do know The Onion is satire right???
delta1
6 years ago
🤦


but...but...that sure sounded like something Glenn Beck would say...
Whistlebritches
6 years ago

#-o


but...but...that sure sounded like something Glenn Beck would say...

delta1 wrote:




Really.........I know he's kind of a shock jock but that's out there too far for even Beck
frankj1
6 years ago
Buckwheat has to be read very carefully!
tailgater
6 years ago

#-o


but...but...that sure sounded like something Glenn Beck would say...

delta1 wrote:



Dude.
You get a pass on the first post.
But twice?





victor809
6 years ago

Dude.
You get a pass on the first post.
But twice?





tailgater wrote:



The funny thing is, that was practically word for word what I hear here when something false is pointed out.
frankj1
6 years ago

Dude.
You get a pass on the first post.
But twice?





tailgater wrote:


were you guys on vacation?
tailgater
6 years ago

were you guys on vacation?

frankj1 wrote:



Yeah.
We went to Randolph.
tailgater
6 years ago

The funny thing is, that was practically word for word what I hear here when something false is pointed out.

victor809 wrote:



That IS funny.

Tell us more.

frankj1
6 years ago

Yeah.
We went to Randolph.

tailgater wrote:


did you wear masks?
tailgater
6 years ago

did you wear masks?

frankj1 wrote:



How else we gonna get away with what we did?

frankj1
6 years ago
taking inventory of my stuff...
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