Good stuff =d> - thanks dudes

I like darts...

I like pizza Steve

Monday motivation.

Me: "Oh lord, give me one reason to get out of bed."

God: "Ammo isn't cheap."

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I may have seen this one on here before.

Joe and Bill are taking their dogs for a walk on a very hot summer afternoon in NYC. Joe has a German Shepard and Bill has a Chihuahua. Joe says, "Hey Bill, I REALLY could go for a cold beer. Why don't we stop in the next bar and cool off ?"
Bill says, They'll never let us in with the dogs." Joe says, "Don't worry about it. Just follow my lead when we get to the bar."
A few blocks later, they go into Cavanaugh's Cafe. Joe gets about 5 steps in, and the bartender says, "Hey pal, you can't bring that dog in here." Joe says, "I'm blind and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender apologizes and Joe goes and sits at the bar. Bill starts to walk in and the bartender again says, 'You can't come in here with that dog." Bill, following Joe's lead, says, I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender laughs and says, "A CHIHUAHUA ?"
Bill says, "HUH ? Is THAT what they gave me ?"
#-o

Let it burn....Hank Hill on PMS

Every position possible?

I never had neck sex before... I guess you'd call that "Deeper Throat" 😳 😰 🤐

a monthly tire fire...huh...


wife is in her 60's and past those years...tire fire, all day...every day

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking BA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"BA?" exclaimed the hairdresser.. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it..."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome

"It was wonder ful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me"

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"


He said: "Who the F**k did your hair?"

Great revisit! 🇨🇮