Tom Brady kisses a supermodel goodnight each and every night.
He kisses a man once.

Proves the adage: There is no such thing as bisexual. You either suck ****** or you don't.**









**does not apply to prison.

tailgater wrote:

Is this what you tell yourself when you visit your male prison pen pals for a conjugal visit?

Nicar wrote:

"Where is your other hand?"

"Between two pillows."

teddyballgame wrote:

Those aren't pillows...

tailgater wrote:

🌫 In my day, people left that crap in the closet!

CheapPrick wrote:

🌫 In my day, I would have punched my munchkin in the closet to this!

CheapPrick wrote:

Nowadays,
people want to forcefully subject you to the contents of their closet continuously.
You must embrace it with a schitt-eating grin on your face.
Or you are labeled a bigot...

izonfire wrote:

Whatta I care, I wear a T-shirt that says BIGGOT !!

..... or was that big gut ? .. I can't remember..

CheapPrick wrote:

just the 5? keep your chin up... maybe next year you can catch up with the steelers...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

We all know Bill deflated Tom’s balls

ZRX1200 wrote: