An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player ever. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future
president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die."
She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I too am a U.S. Senator, and I've got more ketchup than anybody else. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute." The girl said, "That's okay Mr. President, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman just took my schoolbag."
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