A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open-mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f %*#*&g mess, and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my f%*#*&g pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f%*k did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid azzhole?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married!"
