Whistlebritches
5 years ago
You might be a redneck if "you have a complete set of bowls and they all say Cool Whip"
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tonygraz
5 years ago
If you work at a waste water plant and want them to put in a diving board for the pool, you could be a redneck.
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deadeyedick
5 years ago
Oh, oh, I got one!

If shifting your new truck involves vise grips you might be a red neck.
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corey sellers
5 years ago
If rolling down your windows involves a pair of visegrips
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CheapPrick
5 years ago

You just might be a redneck if you gotta climb under your truck to start it with a screwdriver,
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MACS
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5 years ago
If you take your dog for a walk and you both pee on the fire hydrant... you just might be a redneck. 😰
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8trackdisco
5 years ago
You buy all your flannel shirts from thrift stores and wonder why they have sleeves.
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CheapPrick
5 years ago

^^^ Any good redneck would tear em' off.
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Palama
3 years ago
Any more redneck jokes? 🤔
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PapaWhiskey
3 years ago
If you've ever felt manure between your toes after taking a step barefoot as a kid... you might be a redneck. I have so I guess I am.
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PapaWhiskey
3 years ago

If rolling down your windows involves a pair of visegrips

corey sellers wrote:


Once upon a time I had a truck like that.
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PapaWhiskey
3 years ago

I learned on a tractor at about 10. I guess that counts as rednecky enough.

deadeyedick wrote:


Me too
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corey sellers
3 years ago
If you ever went to a pasture to shovel your sh it for fertilizer.
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