clickbangdead
Monday, March 29, 2021 2:45:55 AM
Guys, guys! The damn boat is finally unstuck from the Suez! Mac may finally get his Exclosivos!
ZRX1200
Monday, March 29, 2021 3:11:22 AM
I read on The Onion that this was #fakenews
MACS
Monday, March 29, 2021 7:45:35 AM
I didn't even know there was a boat stuck in the Suez... and I still don't have my exclusivos. Almost 2 months.
BuckyB93
Monday, March 29, 2021 8:04:16 AM
Gottta make it all about you, huh MACS?
MACS
Monday, March 29, 2021 8:21:59 AM

Gottta make it all about you, huh MACS?

BuckyB93 wrote:

Screw the canal... I want my smokes. 😟

Mr. Jones
Monday, March 29, 2021 11:02:26 AM
It was blocked by a massive GORILLA GLUE TURD OUTTA DrafterX's butt and stuff...
ZRX1200
Monday, March 29, 2021 11:03:57 AM
I dated a girl that loved canal.
jespear
Monday, March 29, 2021 11:07:18 AM
What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Don't let him drive that cargo freighter.

Don't let him steer that cargo freighter.

Don't let him near that cargo freighter, early in the morning.

teedubbya
Monday, March 29, 2021 12:45:02 PM

It was blocked by a massive GORILLA GLUE TURD OUTTA DrafterX's butt and stuff...

Mr. Jones wrote:

Did the gorilla stuff it up Drafter's bum or just **** it there directly?

Palama
Monday, March 29, 2021 1:15:39 PM

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Don't let him drive that cargo freighter.

Don't let him steer that cargo freighter.

Don't let him near that cargo freighter, early in the morning.

jespear wrote:

Hmmm, where’d I see this before? 🤔

Cheno
Monday, March 29, 2021 1:22:19 PM

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Don't let him drive that cargo freighter.

Don't let him steer that cargo freighter.

Don't let him near that cargo freighter, early in the morning.

jespear wrote:

Weigh hey and up she rises....

ZRX1200
Monday, March 29, 2021 2:45:20 PM
I took a massive evergreen this morning at work.

After 4 flushed I had to bring the back ho in to break up the sand bar.

Stogie1020
Monday, March 29, 2021 5:35:02 PM
I have never been, but it's hard to image that such an important shipping channel is a one-lane road...
frankj1
Monday, March 29, 2021 6:12:29 PM
they shoulda drained the canal and had MACS tow it out
MACS
Monday, March 29, 2021 6:19:30 PM

they shoulda drained the canal and had MACS tow it out

frankj1 wrote:

Ain't nobody got time fuh dat! My limit is 11,700 pounds. It's juuuuuust a wee bit heavy, don'tcha know. Like maybe 7 or 8 more zeroes... and stuff... 😟

delta1
Monday, March 29, 2021 6:27:23 PM
pretty sure the Love Canal is still toxic
Smooth light
Monday, March 29, 2021 10:49:48 PM
That's why we have Plan Parenthood
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