teedubbya
Friday, April 2, 2021 2:23:09 PM
I don't know why I am thinking about this but...

Lets just say there is a log. And the log gets cut in half as it is falling in to the water. How is it possible that one half would float and the other would sink prior to both getting sucked in to the rapids/whirlpool?

There has to be an explanation.

HockeyDad
Friday, April 2, 2021 2:24:55 PM
The FBI-SSG tied Mr Jones to the half that sank first.
teedubbya
Friday, April 2, 2021 2:25:53 PM
It looked like his son Cornwallace was tied to the other though, and it never sank. Just floated to the vortex.

Seriously though. There must be a scientific explanation.

Palama
Friday, April 2, 2021 2:44:02 PM

It looked like his son Cornwallace was tied to the other though, and it never sank. Just floated to the vortex.

Seriously though. There must be a scientific explanation.

teedubbya wrote:

Thinking that the half that floated is rotted out and lost much of the moisture within the wood while the half that sinks is still dense and heavy.

teedubbya
Friday, April 2, 2021 2:46:29 PM
🤔
ZRX1200
Friday, April 2, 2021 2:55:49 PM
Depends on what you are eating, and how good you IG tract bacteria is.

Maybe you should eat some Greek yogurt and a salad?

teedubbya
Friday, April 2, 2021 4:59:30 PM
But why one half and not the other?
Sunoverbeach
Friday, April 2, 2021 5:27:09 PM
Impacted? Dense sludge stuck until finally forced out by the lighter stuff. So, seemingly one log but variety in the food creating it.

In other words, you're full of chit

DrafterX
Friday, April 2, 2021 5:39:13 PM
did you weigh them..?? 😕
Speyside
Friday, April 2, 2021 5:57:51 PM
That's some deep chit TW.
deadeyedick
Friday, April 2, 2021 6:56:53 PM
Yep, two different meals hitting the crapper at once.
frankj1
Friday, April 2, 2021 9:45:56 PM
get a hobby
ZRX1200
Friday, April 2, 2021 10:16:55 PM
Obviously his hobby is experimental foods and their impact on his rectum and bowl movements.
frankj1
Friday, April 2, 2021 10:32:44 PM
start weaning him off with Lincoln Logs...
MACS
Friday, April 2, 2021 10:45:37 PM
I remember those... and tinker toys. Pre legos, of course.
ZRX1200
Friday, April 2, 2021 10:53:35 PM
Teedubya mentioned something about being a Lincoln Log Cabin Republican.

😟

8trackdisco
Friday, April 2, 2021 11:49:43 PM

I don't know why I am thinking about this but...

Lets just say there is a log. And the log gets cut in half as it is falling in to the water. How is it possible that one half would float and the other would sink prior to both getting sucked in to the rapids/whirlpool?

There has to be an explanation.

teedubbya wrote:

It is obviously the fault of white, straight males.

Next question.

MACS
Saturday, April 3, 2021 8:45:48 AM
The interwebs... is there anything they don't know??

https://www.healthline.com/health/sinking-poop 

Sunoverbeach
Saturday, April 3, 2021 9:24:40 AM
There is not. Even imaginary things
Jakethesnake86
Saturday, April 3, 2021 4:00:49 PM
In theory the end closest to the stump would retain more water from the act of drinking. Therefor making it more dense. That would cause it to sink unless it had many years to dry. Logs don’t dry well unless cut.