Yum.

Agreed...

Yeah I like most Marzen/Octoberfests

Most not all.

if you're looking for high ABV lagers stick to Doppelbocks, icebocks, and Baltic Porters.

Of the beers you're listing, sweetness is theme you seem to associate with the styles of ales you like, so Doppelbock is probably what you'ld like.

TW,

Shouldn't have any sourness in Helles or Dortmunder/Export. Not appropriate to style at all.. 🍺

And it is a helles not a dort but I do love dort. It’s a very nice helles. The after taste is the hops (prolly opposite of sour). Can’t describe it but it’s pleasant.

I've had all of those and do like them but they're harder to find though. I been on a double/imperial and triple IPA kick for a few years now. 🍺

I've been to a lot of parties, If I can't tell the difference between beer and urine, I won't drink it.

I'll take a good porter or stout and/or the occasional .. how you spell it? ... Heffer wizen.. ? with an orange slice.