Krazeehorse
Saturday, June 19, 2021 9:18:59 PM
Saw a woman standing on a corner this morning.Her hair was matted ,her jeans had huge holes. She was clutching a paper coffee cup . I assumed she had fallen on hard times due to the current economic issues. Feeling sorry for her I put a five dollar bill and some change in her cup. Expecting at least a thank you I was surprised when she yelled thanks for ruining my eight dollar double mocha half cafe carmel latte you a$$hole!!
frankj1
Saturday, June 19, 2021 10:29:47 PM
can't wait to hear what you replied!

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Whistlebritches
Saturday, June 19, 2021 10:41:55 PM

Saw a woman standing on a corner this morning.Her hair was matted ,her jeans had huge holes. She was clutching a paper coffee cup . I assumed she had fallen on hard times due to the current economic issues. Feeling sorry for her I put a five dollar bill and some change in her cup. Expecting at least a thank you I was surprised when she yelled thanks for ruining my eight dollar double mocha half cafe carmel latte you a$$hole!!

Krazeehorse wrote:

Fugging millenials!!!

Gene363
Saturday, June 19, 2021 11:32:22 PM
😂
Smooth light
Sunday, June 20, 2021 10:25:24 AM
Though it needed a little sugar.
delta1
Sunday, June 20, 2021 12:48:01 PM
I've seen a few chicks with "jeans" that have the front of both legs missing, from the bottom of the pockets to the middle of the shins.... along the way down, there were a few scattered threads keeping it together...so this is how the holey knee look has evolved...
Smooth light
Sunday, June 20, 2021 11:32:15 PM
They don't like to wear kneepads.
Krazeehorse
Monday, June 21, 2021 11:12:58 AM
I tried to warn my friend about the dangers of playing Russian Roulette – but it went in one ear and out the other.
frankj1
Monday, June 21, 2021 10:31:36 PM
groan causing post^^^
Krazeehorse
Tuesday, June 22, 2021 10:20:14 AM
Even a great hitter fails 65% of the time Frank.
Krazeehorse
Tuesday, June 22, 2021 10:22:11 AM
Groan again....

If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name cockroach?

Gene363
Tuesday, June 22, 2021 10:50:36 AM
[jester]
deadeyedick
Tuesday, June 22, 2021 11:38:55 AM
And another:

If Bruce Jenner ever goes missing will they put his picture on a carton of half and half?

Gene363
Tuesday, June 22, 2021 1:26:59 PM

And another:

If Bruce Jenner ever goes missing will they put his picture on a carton of half and half?

deadeyedick wrote:

😂

Krazeehorse
Tuesday, June 22, 2021 7:12:42 PM
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

Krazeehorse
Wednesday, June 23, 2021 11:29:27 AM
Beer without alcohol is like watching porn on the radio.
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