RICKAMAVEN
Thursday, August 25, 2005 4:11:00 AM
the guy with the stupid grin, the pearly teeth, and the eyes that don't focus.

his wife looks like she is high and would be glad if someone just goosed her.

what the hell is going on in this country where all these ads with bob, for "male enhancement" apparently are selling some drug.

i heard a plastic surgeon who said after he performs surgery to "enhance", the patient hangs a weight from his enhancement for so many hours a day.

is this for real? has our world gone mad?

in the 50's all you needed was a ford convertable coupe to get, what's the word i'm looking for that starts with l ends with d but might get censored. let's just call it attention from young hormonal women.

adroomi
Thursday, August 25, 2005 4:16:00 AM
Rick,

They cut the muscles and tendons that connect you to yourself.....

The result is when in a "flaccid" state you "hang" lower (and further back). This makes you look a little longer when walking around the gym (although a side effect is you get a bit "skinnier").

Unfortunately, when erect, you are the same size as before, and now since you have no muscles at the base, you can little "slip" sideways a bit to each side. The result is a HIGH risk for injury due to "aggressive" style sex.

There is a surgery that you can get that injects fat into your tissues to make you a bit thicker, but nothing to get longer. The "thicker" surgery looks pretty fake and most women find it appalling.

As I told a female friend of mine, if there were an actual pill, operation, or pump that really worked, there wouldn't be a man alive today that wasn't sporting a monster.....

Nathan_S
Thursday, August 25, 2005 6:15:00 AM
When people talk about cutting, injuries and what-have-you. I get a sort of pain...
THL
  • THL
  • Herf-A-Holic
Thursday, August 25, 2005 6:26:00 AM
I can't understand how they continue to get away with hawking such an obviously bogus product.
RICKAMAVEN
Thursday, August 25, 2005 6:38:00 AM
ask merck, maker of vioxx.
JonR
Thursday, August 25, 2005 10:11:00 AM
Yo adroomi:

Wow! Just how much did all that cost you?

JonR

bloody spaniard
Thursday, August 25, 2005 10:38:00 AM
LMAO!

He's still working it off- one client at a time!

RICKAMAVEN
Thursday, August 25, 2005 12:28:00 PM
bloody spaniard

you made me laugh

jackconrad
Thursday, August 25, 2005 1:40:00 PM
LOng live KONG!!
adroomi
Friday, August 26, 2005 1:03:00 AM
JonR,

A night out on the town with a bottle of Southern Comfort and your sister......

RICKAMAVEN
Friday, August 26, 2005 1:09:00 AM
adroomi

shame on you playing the dozens with jonr.

JonR
Friday, August 26, 2005 2:19:00 PM
adroomi:

My only sister died three months ago, I miss her very much.

JonR

JonR
Tuesday, August 30, 2005 10:24:00 AM
for adroomi.

JonR

MACS
Tuesday, August 30, 2005 10:51:00 AM
I married an Asian woman... problem solved.

She thinks it's huge. 🙂

OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Charlie
Tuesday, August 30, 2005 11:05:00 AM
LOL

Charlie