Speyside2
Tuesday, January 25, 2022 8:24:09 PM
Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
tailgater
Tuesday, January 25, 2022 9:42:28 PM
Nor the electrons. They're always so negative.

tailgater
Tuesday, January 25, 2022 9:43:20 PM
And the liberals. They're a bunch of limp wristed whiners.

Speyside2
Tuesday, January 25, 2022 10:56:52 PM
Protons either, way to positive to trust.
Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, January 25, 2022 11:04:25 PM
This one atom keeps stealing electrons. You better keep an ion him
frankj1
Tuesday, January 25, 2022 11:30:14 PM
one of these posts is not like the others

one of these posts just doesn't belong.

can you guess which post is not like the others...

before I finish this song?

Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, January 25, 2022 11:34:08 PM
I decided to assume he was politibombing a joke thread in an Uno reverse maneuver. Which is pretty funny
Speyside2
Wednesday, January 26, 2022 12:11:24 AM
Sometimes I am rather quarky.
frankj1
Wednesday, January 26, 2022 12:12:19 AM

I decided to assume he was politibombing a joke thread in an Uno reverse maneuver. Which is pretty funny

Sunoverbeach wrote:

he does it because he knows I'm watching.

Believe me, he's laughing.

RayR
Wednesday, January 26, 2022 3:31:48 PM
What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?

"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"

tailgater
Wednesday, January 26, 2022 10:04:08 PM
Man, that song post really doesn't belong...

trying not to laugh.

Speyside2
Wednesday, January 26, 2022 10:06:55 PM
Tail, if you want to have a blast try some antimatter.
tailgater
Wednesday, January 26, 2022 10:15:49 PM
I told the electron joke to my MENSA friend, but he didn't get it.

I was shocked.

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, January 28, 2022 8:39:26 AM
I'm amused, because I'm a nerd!!!

Time to do a half spin and pretend I went all the way with it...

Sorry, I know some of you will go "fer me on" this one.

Ya... no google required.

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, January 28, 2022 9:07:23 AM
Every time I try to eat two pie I feel like a real negative one.
bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, January 28, 2022 9:20:39 AM
Ya Hamilton?

That guy and I each bar it up on the partial slope of the wave!

Him and that Schrödinger guy drink Mai Tais like f*ckin half dead p*ssies

Speyside2
Friday, January 28, 2022 9:33:06 AM
This is too fast paced for me. I prefer something more decerning.
bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, January 28, 2022 11:04:13 PM
I wrote that sh*t half asleep this morning... here's my reviews!!!

#16 was golden

#14 was ok

#15 was bad... doubt any of you get it... if you do you'll think it's just as bad as I do.

In any case, I think I should find my jokes on the net like everyone else.

frankj1
Friday, January 28, 2022 11:18:03 PM
Fermi was the only one I got
Speyside2
Saturday, January 29, 2022 12:00:51 AM
Nah, your originals are good. Though 15 was a groaner. Mine were of my own accord, though they prolly are written out there somewhere. The quality is average at best. This was intended as a nerd thread. I mean, the first time I heard of a black hole I was maybe 13. How was I to know they are pink?
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