moved from New Year Resolution thread:

so this son of a bitch Sunoverbeach has done lost his fool mind.

Not only has he gone on a one man crusade (that word still scares me) to bring some joy and humor back to these hallowed forums with his brand of poison neutralizing, threadjacking, groan inducing schtick, but he has now gone over the edge in his overzealous devotion to the cause...he RAOKed me!

Inside the box on the front stoop (which ironically was left by the USPS person on the very same Adirondack rocker upon which I park my azz when smoking cigars) I found a humorous handwritten note explaining away his criminal behavior by somehow implicating me, one of my very favorite smokes (Party short) and a farking beautiful green cap adorned with the words:

MAKE CBID FUN AGAIN

Dan, what a well timed spirit lifter this is, and so creative, so funny, so crazy...I believe you have indeed made this dump fun again for many of us.

thank you, you Sunoverbeach.

Frank


and another:


aaaand I got beat up again for no reason.

Best guess is that goat farker Corey Sellers.

The dang fool sent a bunch of cigars that I might have picked out while on vacation out of the country!

Might need to correct me on a few but looks like he sent:

Party's
2) PSD4
1) Serie P #2
1) Coronas Senor? not positive
and
1) PL montecarlo? not sure
1) H Up Mag 54
1) RyJ wide churchill
1) freakin' LGC (limited edicion Regional Italia ) robusto...looks like 2017 released in 2019...if my research is correct?
and
2) short story maddies?
1) old brown band Camacho...looks alot like the Corojo monarca's of which I smoked a zillion years ago!!!

I dunno why you picked me, man, but I do know you did your homework.

And to make it difficult, the hand written return addy is hundreds of miles and one state away from the post office of origin...
But I think I got the perp, and I am humbled.

Thank you, sir.

PS- my real last name is NOT Tripod! I could hear the mailman laughing as he walked away.

=d> 🐴

Fine job SOB and Corey!

I didn’t know Frank was low….


Nice hit boys

Fun!!
Very nicely done indeed!

Good stuff fellas

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Well done, well done indeed.

Frank's just one of those guys that needs his mailbox blown up once in a while.

Hope you enjoy them all brother . The Camachos are hit and miss now and yes they are the monarcas.

thought I saw a disturbance in the eastern sky...

might've been a cloud from the bombs...

or frankie tripod popping a hard-on.

good shooting SOB and Corey!

I assure you all will be greatly enjoyed! I am especially intrigued by that LGC. Had to research it and it seems very rare.

So, was that a fake return addy or did you really drive over 400 miles to mail the package from Moultrie?

Incoming...🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣😂😂😂

Definitely fake address but I am not in Moultrie anymore.

What do you call a deaf dog?

Anything you want, it can’t hear you.

okey dokey

So what is the Genesis of this? In the CBid Chronicles, are there any Numbers to back up the whack Job that has been inflicted upon poor Frankie? How in the name of Samuel Hill will the Tripod find an Exodus or will the Judges have to confer an Act fit for Kings? Quite a Revelation and hope Daniel and Corey don't have any Lamentations over the bombings.

Amen

I think he will get hit again in the near future. Reinforce the porch, just sayin.

Frankie is gonna have to change his name to Charlie Brown:

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Them’s is some damn good dudes fer sure…

^^ Hey! I remember you