This place is built on lies.

So, I posted 2 threads awhile back. One asking if anyone wanted to do a box split and one accusing Al of being buried in Grants tomb or something like that. All I remember was a guy named Grant was involved and violence was done. Anyway...

A few days after that I get a PM from Delta saying "Hey! I'll do a split with ya lemme find something online!" I feel like one of those dogs that always falls for the fake throw the ball trick and runs 100 yards before they realize what's happened and by then... well... you've already fallen for the trick.

So, I was all happy and replied to this duplicitous person with something along the lines of "Sweet! Just tell me what I owe ya and I'll Paypal it on over." What I didn't realize was that, under his breath Al said "You're not the boss of me! Don't tell me how to live my life!"

So, here we are. I've got 10 delicious communists staring at me like I'm the pretty girl and they just got out of prison. Looking at them, looking back at me, looking back at them... I feel like the pretty girl. Just to add insult to injury there was a little note telling me I'm not allowed to do anything about this injustice and his penmanship is beautiful. I thought he had printed the note out in a nice font until I looked closer. No man should be this gifted. I'm not even going to get specific about what he sent. This behavior should never be encouraged.

4 Various Montecristo's
2 Sultry Trinidad's
2 Sexy H. Upmann's
2 Slutty San Cristobal's

TL;DR? Too late!

I'm not smart. Al is a Super Villain.

This forum doesn't deserve Al... Or I don't deserve Al... One of those... We all know which one it is, no need to put up a poll.

Delta doesn’t play nice. But he is rather handsome.

USPS is more efficient than I expected...the receipt said "EDD, Tue, 6/7/22"

You are too kind in your description, CB. You seem to have overlooked your own lengthy and distinguished CBid bombing career. That RAOK was just a little token of appreciation for all those craters you left on the landscape along with jaws on the floor since your arrival.

Opportunities to send well timed "thank yous" are rare...I had to jump on this one!

Your description is backwards. I believe you were looking at them like pretty girls and you just got out of prison.


I know ya wanna feel pretty. You go right ahead and believe that if it makes you happy

Nice one, Al

Edit: Grammatical embarrassment

I thought this thread was about the TV show. 🤦

WTG Al! =d>

Nooooooo! [gonzo]

Say it ain’t so! :-&

You did that as a joke, right? :-"

RIGHT? 🤔

Bada bing, bada BOOM, mutha fugga!

My phone gets its own ideas about which word too use

He certainly proved to A LOT of people that they were WRONG about him. 👍

Pfffft... dude was begging people for my addy and never even used it.

I feel cheated.

And now it's no good. bwahahahahahaha... good luck getting my next one.

Nah, he's just gonna drive down to the town you settle in and drive around till he sees you. Then you get to herf with him in-person! How exciting is that? =p~

You can't quit me can you? It's okay sweetpea, I understand. It happens all the time.

Braddah, I quit on you a l-o-n-g time ago, you just didn't know it! 😝

He quit you when the chips hit the floor.

I can post your current addy on the broads (never trust a broad). I wouldn't sell you out unless the price is right.

Franking A! Best franking line this year! [hug]

Edit: Just realized, it was only one chip that fell that day so it almost instantaneous. [whip]