Who rashly swallowed some seeds
Great tufts of fine grass
Grew out of his a$$
And his balls were both covered with weeds
Or maybe it was plume?
There was a young fellow from Leeds
Sunoverbeach wrote:
No way man. đ€
It was mold! [gonzo]
Who drove a little red Austin
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas
His balls hung out and he lost 'em
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
There once was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he'd at last found a tight'un
He said, "Oh, my love,
It fit like a glove."
Said she, "but you're not in the right'un"
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!
Who gave local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say, "Look, I've invented ground beef!"
Frankie Tripod
Missing a few lines there, Frankie T
Nah - Frankie is going to do it like the old Burma Shave signs - one line at a time.
For those of us old enough to remember them, there is still one of their Verse by the Side of the Road signs in Alabama in Greene County. I passed by it the other day and fell out laughing. My kids thought I was crazy.
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.
She filled up her quim with glue
She said with a grin
They pay to get in
Now they pay to get out too
I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry
I had to act quick
To cool down my dick
So I stuck it into my McFlurry
A pirate, history relates
MACS wrote:
My fave. =d>
I am the Man from Nantucket
frankj1 wrote:
HA!
He was after a hottie's snapper
He wooed her with haggus sushi and wine
The movements she made seemed a sign
But she just had to use the crapper
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And her boobs in a tree in Brazil
Who was hoseing his wife on the stair,
On his last stroke the banister broke,
And he finished her off in the air.
