"LOL Is this real? It's morons like this & Pat Robertson that makes Christians look like a joke. They do more to drive the unsaved away than to bring them to the Lord."
Of course it's not real. It's the Onion.
"6. Author: ajeroth Date: 09/04/2005 02:04 AM
It's no joke... Ever heard of the Intellignet Design theory? Same folks. They're dead serious and want it in text books next to the Theory of Evolution."
Too bad you learned evolution in school instead of how to read, write, and think.