He said, “NO!”

I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”

He said, “Okay.”

I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”

Bill Gates said, “NO.”

I told Bill Gates, “My son is the CEO of World Bank.”

Bill Gates said, “Okay.”

I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.

He said, “NO.”

I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”

He said, “Okay.”

This is how politics works.

When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?

IMO, they should be buried with them like a pharaoh.

And I agree with Gene. 🌫

Woman in bed: Babe, a tiny penis isn't such a big deal.

Man, sitting on the side of the bed and looking glum:

I don't know Jenny, I kinda wish you didn't have one at all.

Hallmark researchers say they are close to developing a second plot.

He said, well, sheit... I had no idea I was Japanese!