I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “Okay.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, “My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “Okay.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “Okay.”
This is how politics works.

=d> =d> =d>

When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?

IMO, they should be buried with them like a pharaoh.

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Funny, but probably truth in there...

And I agree with Gene. 🌫

Modern time:

Woman in bed: Babe, a tiny penis isn't such a big deal.


Man, sitting on the side of the bed and looking glum:

I don't know Jenny, I kinda wish you didn't have one at all.

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Breaking News!

Hallmark researchers say they are close to developing a second plot.

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LOL 😆😆😆

I told my buddy I read this study that said the average American male has sex 2-3 times a week, whereas the average Japanese male has sex 2-3 times a year.

He said, well, sheit... I had no idea I was Japanese!