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Krazeehorse
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3 years ago

#21

I’m a day late…..
Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office.

After the exam, she shyly began, my husband wants me to ask you…

I know, I know, the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. I get asked that all the time, sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.

No, that’s not it, Catherine confessed, he wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.

Krazeehorse
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3 years ago

#22

I see people out there my age zip lining and climbing mountains and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Gene363
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3 years ago

#23

😂 😂 😂

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Krazeehorse
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3 years ago

#24

I hear the new Bud Light calendar is going to be nuts!

Burner02
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3 years ago

#25

I see people out there my age zip lining and climbing mountains and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Krazeehorse wrote:

I know the feeling.

Gene363
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3 years ago

#26

I see people out there my age zip lining and climbing mountains and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Krazeehorse wrote:

I know the feeling.

Burner02 wrote:

Y'all are not alone.🌫

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Krazeehorse
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3 years ago

#27

An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink.

The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him "What brings you to Canada?"

The Irishman says "Well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I thought I'd give it a shot"

8trackdisco
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3 years ago

#28

Krazeehorse wrote:

Hey Ooooooooo!

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

3 years ago

#29

Neighbor left their garage door open overnight. Whoops.

Some criminal entered it in the middle of the night stealing their limbo stick.

Man, how low can you go?

BuckyB93
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3 years ago

#30

^ Rim shot

Gene363
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3 years ago

#31

At the store...

Him: "How much for the Gold Circle of Death?"

Saleswoman: "Sir, those are engagement rings."

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Burner02
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3 years ago

#32

😁

MACS
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3 years ago

#33

Devil walks into a church and everyone runs out except one guy...

Devil says, why didn't you run?

Guy says, I ain't skeered. I married your sister.

MACS
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3 years ago

#34

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer was normal...

So? I don't even like that beer.

RiverRatRuss
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3 years ago

#35

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer was normal...

So? I don't even like that beer.

MACS wrote:

If you gots a Pabst Beer results... maybe you'd prefer that Transgender friendly Bud Light for Breakfast!!! =p~ 🤦 🤦

MACS
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3 years ago

#36

I heard about a trans woman's bank account being frozen because she sounded like a dude on the phone.

Her Trans-action was denied.

Krazeehorse
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3 years ago

#37

The Queen of England was visiting a hospital and she stopped by one of the beds to speak to the man lying there.

What is wrong with you, sir, she asked the man.

I got a wart on my balls, he replies, much to the astonishment of the nurses.

One of the nurses immediately rushes over to him, you can’t say that to the queen, the nurse shouts.

Well what should I have said then replies the man.

Something like you have a bruise on your back, or a cut on your arm, or a graze on your knee. Anything but I have a wart on my balls, answers the nurse.

Two months later, Princess Anne is visiting the same hospital, and just happens to pass the same bed, with the same man in it.

What is wrong with you, sir, asks the princess.

Um, I have a bruise on my back, replies the man.

Oh, the princess answers, I’m so glad to hear that your balls are better… I’ll tell the queen.