Men are much better cooks than women.

Only a man could take 2 eggs and a sausage and fill a belly for 9 months.

MACS wrote:

Can be very costly in the long run thereafter tho.

tonygraz wrote:

So, I was sitting in this bar when two very large women with accents sat across from me.
I said, "Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them yells at me, "It's Wales, you idiot."

I replied, "OK, are you two whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much after that.

MACS wrote:

I think MACS got Sperm Waled on...

delta1 wrote:

oh my...

frankj1 wrote:

A guy goes in to have a colonoscopy and lays down on the table. The doctor comes in and says “ ok Steve, just relax, don’t get an erection, we can get through this.” The patient turns to him and says “ my name is Dave.” The doctor says “ I know, my name is Steve”.

dkeage wrote:

A guy goes in to have a colonoscopy and lays down on the table. The doctor comes in and says “ ok Steve, just relax, don’t get an erection, we can get through this.” The patient turns to him and says “ my name is Dave.” The doctor says “ I know, my name is Steve”.

dkeage wrote: