He's got her locked up don't he?

This is in the land of OZ. No one can lift that high.

You still can't peddle it.

Especially considering one of the pedals is on the ground.

Maybe he doesn't have a kickstand.

You can't pedal it, and who would want to carry around a junky bike like that? No real bike thief would think it was worth the trouble, and no lazy drunk will steal it for instant transportation. Looks pretty reasonable to me.

it had an engine, when he parked it