Is shipping time getting slower??

No. It's a price we all pay for climate change.

The shipping pace is transitory.

I'm special, my shipments come right on time because of my Platinum Membership..

No, but your clocks run a little slower now. Inflation.

Mine arrive overnight
On horseback
Ridden by a scantily clad, heavy breasted Nubian princess

Sometimes she doesn’t arrive until early evening though, and that annoys me a bit....