00camper
Friday, September 9, 2005 10:59:00 AM
With all the talk of racism lately I thought I'd post these truths we should all take to heart.

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not White.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O. J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

lofty1
Friday, September 9, 2005 11:04:00 AM
oh, that's good stuff.
Charlie
Friday, September 9, 2005 11:14:00 AM
One of the best post I have seen! LMAO

Charlie

Thom
Friday, September 9, 2005 3:49:00 PM
Funny stuff.

"4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration." White people do this all the time on their cars. Not complaining, just observing.

Dr Pepperhill
Friday, September 9, 2005 5:13:00 PM
Racial humor said in jest and not hate can be funny. Dave Chapelle and Carlos Mencia can be funny as hell. There are three exceptions to this post however.

I.) What White people wont admit: Large adults smacking tiny children ranks probably second in abuse to f***ing them.

II.) What Hispanic people won't admit to: buttoning only the top button of your shirt makes sense if it's really hot or you happen to have a great six-pac. Fashion is always subjective.

III.) What Black people won't admit: Easily 30% of white people's weddings I've been to started late due to everyone having to wait for the bride and groom to finishing grinding one another in some undisclosed location in the church. Nothing sweeter than a union based on love (something the poor rich often miss out on entirely).

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  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, September 9, 2005 5:45:00 PM
hey ... i got a special edition crown royal bag from the brickyard.....and i'm not throwing it away ! i got a few brickyard crown royal commemorative labels too !

hehehe

bassdude
Friday, September 9, 2005 5:58:00 PM
good stuff.