The adds on Porn Hub telling me that women within 3 miles from my location want to hookup.

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Gas station sushi...

Mexican tapwater...

Teedubya hugging me from behind
DrafterX just holding my muffuletta
SvenR’s high end Fuente reviews
Kombat96’s box passes
Beyder28’s tractor
CROS’s wheelchair
FGM’s photographer
The Red Squirrel’s belt
Propadope61’s dancing
2014 CBid noobs
The Commie 13
AndyTV’s neighbors
Charlie emailing for money while stuck in London

A wet fart.

A wet fart after eating Taco Bell.

The e-mail I just got titled "Want to Date a Ukrainian Woman?"

My Nigerian cousin who just happens to be a prince

I agree with Z s list but…

A deer on the side of the road
Water in Mexico
The weather
Any of you phuggers on here with my address. This is definitely the worst.

GOP investigations ...oh wait...they're part of the US government....never mind...

A groundhog to predict the weather

From your lips, to God’s ears…..

Using LSD as a form of Birth Control.
Probably why I have so many kids.
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)🍺

You need a welcome mat?

Right there with ya...

they never said you wouldn't need to pay...