It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but it's a 30 minute walk from the bar to my house.

The difference is staggering.

MidnightToker( • )( • ) wrote:

The farmer is working in his field when little Johnny walks up.
Johnny- hey mister i noticed you have honeysuckle's on you fence. You mind if I go get some honey?
Farmer- You can't get honey from that but you're welcome to try.
about an hour later Johnny comes back with 2 jars of honey.
Farmer scratches his head in disbelief and goes back to work.
A week later Johnny comes back and says hey mister i see you have milkweed in the field. Do you mind if I go get some milk.
Farmer- you can't get milk from those weeds but you're welcome to try.
An hour later Johnny comes back with 2 jugs full of milk.
Farmer shakes his head and goes back to work.
A few days pass.
Johnny comes back and say's sir i noticed you have some pussywillow tree's
Farmer say's hold on a minute boy let me get my hat I'm coming with you.

Telecaster52 wrote:

The farmer is working in his field when little Johnny walks up.
Johnny- hey mister i noticed you have honeysuckle's on you fence. You mind if I go get some honey?
Farmer- You can't get honey from that but you're welcome to try.
about an hour later Johnny comes back with 2 jars of honey.
Farmer scratches his head in disbelief and goes back to work.
A week later Johnny comes back and says hey mister i see you have milkweed in the field. Do you mind if I go get some milk.
Farmer- you can't get milk from those weeds but you're welcome to try.
An hour later Johnny comes back with 2 jugs full of milk.
Farmer shakes his head and goes back to work.
A few days pass.
Johnny comes back and say's sir i noticed you have some pussywillow tree's
Farmer say's hold on a minute boy let me get my hat I'm coming with you.

Telecaster52 wrote:

Gene363 wrote:

my grandma is 85 and she still doesn't need glasses,
Drinks right out of the bottle!!

MaduroJorge wrote: