As most of you know, my nOOb, Cheno, will be laid up for at least two weeks with either an Achilles Heel tear or Achilles tendinitis. My immediate thought when he texted me with a pic of his foot in a boot was, “Holy chit! That totally sucks! What can I do to help him get through this horrible injury?” What do you guys think?

SOB just sent him a box of Tacos . That will make him feel better . Secret bombing run is always fun . One ton chips are amazing also. Cash well that helps a lot . Just let me know what I need to do brother.

ruh roh...

Maybe Steve Austin could donate one of his bionic legs as a replacement.



Then again, if he only had one bionic leg he'd end up running in circles with one super leg and one normal leg. Although that would be funny to watch, he'd have to get them both replaced in order to run straight. OR just replace one leg and get paid brazillion dollars being a NFL field goal kicker.

Standing by…

How about hookers?

I don't recall sending such a box. Either he's mistaken, or I've been drinking heavily

Do nothing. And sob has been drinking heavily.

Haha hehe

Yes please.
I love a mass bombing.

Fo’ sure Stone Cold approves of this message. 👍

The poll ends today but unless there are a ton of mail-in ballots, looks like I’mma gonna be organizing a SECRET bombing run on my nOOb. Thanks to all that voted and voiced their thoughts.

A separate thread will be posted later today.